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my joke of the day

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  1. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

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    Be warned a good sense of humor is needed.


    Top Ten Times in history when using the "f" word was
    appropriate:

    10) "What the f**k was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

    9) "Where did all these f**king Indians come from?" -
    Custer

    Cool "Any f**king idiot could understand that." - Einstein

    7) "It does SO f**king look like her!" - Picasso

    6) "How the f**k did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

    5) "You want WHAT on the f**king ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

    4) "I don't suppose it's gonna f**king rain." - Joan of Arc

    3) "Scattered f**king showers... my ass!" - Noah

    2) "I need this parade like I need a f**king hole in my head!" J.F.K.

    And the number one most appropriate reason to use the
    "f" word....

    1) "Who the f**k is going to know?" - Bill Clinton
     
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    lowandslow Senior Member

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    lol number 10..he never saw it coming. sucker
     
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