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my supercharged k20 swapped crx

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  1. OGMatt

    OGMatt Not a real OG lol

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    I was bored so I swapped a k20 in my crx this weekend, put a super
    charger on it and thru 38 psi at it. its super fun and i cant wait to get in all the magazines and get super E famous :) ill get pics as soon as my ego rises a bit^_^
     
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    RoughKnight Christmas Car

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    almost as funny as that triple backflip maserati story
     
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    RoughKnight Christmas Car

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    It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

    I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari?s have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

    Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I?m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I?m ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says ?harder.? V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn?t disagree with them.

    I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :lmao:

    Except the sound barrier = 760mph ish at sea level. Fail. :lol:
     
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    RoughKnight Christmas Car

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    haha glad you enjoyed, remembered this little gem from my earlier days on the intertubes
     
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    Yea. THAT is what's wrong with it. :lol:
     
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    I dunno why but I lawled pretty good at this part.
     
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    RoughKnight Christmas Car

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    "So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya." makes me lol hardcore everytime
     
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