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My t3h funney joke... :)

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  1. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    A guy comes home from work to his girlfriend sitting on the couch.. This is their conversation:

    Her: I can't date you anymore
    Him: But why not?
    Her: well all the neighbors say you are a pedophile.
    Him: Now sweetie... Thats an awfully big word for a 5 year old. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  2. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :wtf2: is a 5 year old doing at work? What does he do for a job? Thumb sucker?

    :lol:
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    I think the girlfriend is the... nevermind. You just about made me spit my Barq's all over the keyboard, you bad man.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    maybe i'm too blonde for this... but i didn't think it was funny... maybe i didn't get it.

    :lol:
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    oh come on!!!

    The "girlfriend" is the 5-year-old!! The guy comes home and his 5-year-old girlfriend calls him a pedophile!

    augh...

    :lol:
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    in that case... i got it. it just wasn't funnay?
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lol: I thought it was funny, kind of gross, but funny.
     
  10. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    im pretty blonde too and i didnt think it was all that funny. a little wierd though.
     
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    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    my fiancee is blonde and didn't get it either... go figure... ;)
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    noah, your joke is about as funny as AIDS.
     
  13. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    So old and somewhat humorous
     
  14. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    How about this one?

    Guy is sitting in a bar drunk off his ass... Ends up puking all over himself.
    He realizes what he has done, and begins to cry. The bartender comes over to him and says:
    "buddy... What happened? Whats wrong?"
    "my wife is gonna kill me! I'm not supposed to be drinking now I got too drunk, and puked all over mysefl!"
    "here's what you do.. Take one of these 20's you got, put it sticking out of your shirt pocket, and when you go home, tell your wife you were at a restaurant, and a guy walked by and accidentally puked on you... Then he gave you $20 in apology to pay for the dry cleaning"

    The guy says GREAT IDEA! and heads home...

    He walks in the door, and the wife begins SCREAMING at him... He explains what happened, and hands her the $20 bill... The wife says
    "Whats the $20 in the other pocket for?"

    "He shit in my pants too"


    (Its funnier when told in person... hard to type it out) :p
     
  15. StarBellieAngel

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    oh brother... i thought i had lame jokes... :p jk. that one is better.
     
  16. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    how bout: "a dyslexic (sp?) walks into a bra."
     
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    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    i'm a victim of dyslexia... i can't tell my right left my from... therefore whenever i string words together the order keeps wronging out cum.

    but that's perfectly K O as long as i know there's peeps a lot alike me. so join us now as we sing out around of the lysdexic melody.

    long a sing... long a sing... body every long a sing...
     
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