Mystery Missile

[corvetteguy78]

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.

George Carlin-RIP

Figured this was worth throwing in there too

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[Korax]

If it were a passenger plane like the news is telling us, then why is it un accounted for? The FAA/govt tracks the shit out of passenger flights in the US... how would they have let one slip through?

Definitely missile.

If you take one look at the angle at which this "plane" in flying you can tell it isn't a damn commercial flight. Its against the law to fly like this thing is flying with cargo or passengers.

 

[reckedracing]

I believe the chinese sub incident originally happened on Nov 10th 2007. I think this was again a chinese sub. Seeing how we are right at their door step with a shit load of navy boats around japan china and north korea, I can see china doing a little saber rattling of their own. Looks like they are really pissed about the plan to devalue the dollar. Perhaps the intention was to send a missle to North Korea, or Iran, and have the pentagon saying we didn't do it and we don't know what it is. How plausible is that story to the rest of the world?

 

[Drake]

China has got us by the nuts anyway. Who owns just about all of our debt? China. Unless they have got some deal going on with Iran and/or NK both...

 

[reckedracing]

wrap your mind about this
science fiction? reality?
you decide



I recieved this email from a friend of mine in the intelligence community. I do not have a source, other than to say the report came out of Russia.

STOP READING IF YOU NEED A SOURCE

For those of you interested:

A new report circulating in the Kremlin today prepared for Prime Minister Putin by Director Anatoly Perminov of the Russian Federal Space Agency states that an Arkon-1 military satellite monitoring the western coastal regions of North America detected an "EMP anomalous event" occurring on November 8th at 0600 Pacific Standard Time (-8 hours GMT) that bore the "direct signature" of a YJ-62 subsonic anti-ship missile fired from a Chinese People's Liberation Navy Type 041 submarine (NATO code name Yuan-Class) [photo 2nd left] known to be patrolling approximately 200 kilometers off United States coast.

Nearly 11 hours after this EMP "event", this report further says, Arkon-1 then detected a BGM-109 (Tomahawk) subsonic cruise missile launched from a US Navy Ohio-Class submarine operating off the coast of California [photo bottom left] on a "training mission" from its home port located at US Navy's Kitsap Base in Washington State and was enroute to the largest American Naval Base on the US west coast in San Diego, California.

Note: A Russian military intelligence (GRU) addendum to this report states that the "training mission" the Ohio-Class submarine was on is related to a new US law passed this year allowing for the first time in history for women to serve on US Navy subs and was an "operational exercise" testing female Naval Officers competence prior to their first "operational deployment".

The "immediate effect" of the Chinese Navy's firing of their EMP missile, this report continues, was the "catastrophic crippling" of the US based cruise ship Carnival Splendor [photo 3rd left] that stranded its nearly 4,500 passengers and crew in a "dead in the water" boat and prompting the Americans to send the US Navy's Ronald Reagan aircraft carrier, warplanes, and supply aircraft to protect it from further attack after all of its electronic systems were destroyed.

An electromagnetic pulse (EMP) such as was used upon the Carnival Splendor is a burst of electromagnetic radiation that causes rapidly changing electric fields (or magnetic fields) that when coupling with electrical/electronic systems produces damaging current and voltage surges destroying all non-hardened electrical systems.

The US Naval Surface Warfare Center (NSWC) had previously warned that American ships were vulnerable to such attacks with EMP Assessment Group Leader of Blaise Corbett stating that "the consequences of failing to take appropriate precautions to protect fleet mission critical systems can ultimately prove catastrophic to the Navy's mission."

The purpose of this Chinese EMP upon an American ship, this report says, was twofold: 1.) A test of the EMP weapon itself that in a war against the Americans and would be used against their Naval Fleet and Marine Forces operating out of California and the west coast of the US, and 2.) A test of the response time for American retaliatory measures against any Chinese warship attacking the US and/or its interests in the Pacific.

The GRU further states that the timing of this attack was timed even more crucially due to China's testing of America's response time during a period when their President, as Commander In Chief of all US Military Forces, was out of the country, as Obama was as he was in India at the time.

The Americans response time of nearly 11 hours between the EMP attack on the Carnival Splendor and the US retaliatory strike, the GRU states, "virtually assured" that the Chinese submarine responsible for the attack escaped, but which they further point out may have been intended by the Americans so as not to escalate this crisis.

To the geo-political reason(s) for a Communist Chinese attack upon the Americans just days before the crucially important G-20 Summit in South Korea, which both President's Hu and Obama will be attending, this report says was due to the United States, in essence, declaring total economic war upon the rest of the world by its printing of nearly $1 Trillion US Dollars in order to monetize its staggering debt and that China warned:

"If the United States can increase the volume of dollars and it can transmit inflation to other countries to lessen the pressure of debt, then it will bring about a catastrophic influence on the world."

Typical of the United States propaganda media organs in telling their citizens about the true events relating to this crisis, it as if they have put themselves in total Cold War mode reminiscent of the 1940's to the late 1980's when they, likewise, failed to inform them of the many incidents or US Soldier deaths related to that conflict.

Most dangerous about the American people not being informed of the true and tragic state of our world today is their not being able to prepare for the much larger conflicts to come, especially in light of China's Communists vowing that they won't go down without a fight. A fight, mind you, that now appears not only a sure thing, but imminent.

 

[Cashizslick]

The carnival and the mystere missle arent related.

The problems on the carnival splendor happened on Monday morning...

... and the missile wasnt launched until Monday night!

 

[awptickes]

wrap your mind about this
science fiction? reality?
you decide

{SNIP}

So, yeah, this sounds like an invitation to fact-check. Now I'm curious.

 

[corvetteguy78]

So the Chinese attacked a Cruise Ship with some sort of EMP weapon which put the ship out of commission?

but weren't there reports of people using their cell phones? I would assume an EMP of that magnitude would have disabled the cell phones? no?

 

[awptickes]

The carnival splendor flies the Panama flag. Please discredit the whole "report."

Also, this report that came out of russia, came from here:
http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index1421.htm

Dig a little bit further, and you'll discover that this whole "report" is written by a scientologist who writes things like this under a pseudonym under which he claims to be a female russian academic.

 

[Cashizslick]

Nobody is reading what I wrote, so here it is again:

The carnival and the mystere missle arent related.

The problems on the carnival splendor happened on Monday morning...

... and the missile wasnt launched until Monday night!

 

[reckedracing]

The carnival splendor flies the Panama flag. Please discredit the whole "report."

I think most cruise ships that carry American passengers do not fly the US flag.
I thought most were from Norway, or Iceland.

 

[awptickes]

I think most cruise ships that carry American passengers do not fly the US flag.
I thought most were from Norway, or Iceland.

The cruise lines mostly fly Flags of Convenience. What I was saying is that the report referred to the Carnival Splendor as a "US based ship" which is wholly incorrect.

 

[reckedracing]

how about this one lol
Yesterday something happened. Something that will receive little news coverage before being replaced with the same old shit again. 1Lt Aldo Norris gave his life yesterday to prevent what would have been the greatest catastrophe in American History. You will never hear his name again. You will never hear this story again. This is what happened off the coast of California.
I am only close enough to this to know the general facts, but I was never and probably will never be briefed on the details. Several months ago, a nuclear submarine, used by the Russian mafia to ferry drugs and people into the US from Venezuela was commandeered (or possibly purchased) by the Mexican drug lord Benito Torres. Torres was not considered one of the more dangerous kingpins, especially compared to other drug lords, but he had connections all over the world. Most notably, he was connected to the Taliban's opium trade. Several years ago, the Taliban stole an MRBM from Pakistan. It had no ordnance, but was just the missile that could carry a nuclear warhead. Sometime about a year ago, tensions rose between the Taliban and Torres, likely due to pressure on the opium supply due to the coalition's Operation Khanjar. The missile was traded to Torres, likely as a way to make up for lost profit.
We don't know where they got the warhead. I am not classified high enough to know the size or type of weapon it was. I can guess from the damage estimates that it was either nuclear or chemical, as it was projected to cause massive casualties within the first 48 hours and deny entry to the target area for an extended period.
An informant within Torres' organization tipped us off to the warhead. Torres was not a priority target until then, because Mexico wants to deal with its own drug lords and because it saves us money, we let them. A non-government power in possession of a WMD, however voids all treaties. Three days ago, our team was dispatched to secure the weapon. I do not have access to the full debriefs, as they were just completed a few hours ago. I only know what it is my job to know. At some point the submarine, missile, and warhead were put together in a crude, but effective manner. The team's insertion was delayed due to political bullshit at the pentagon about getting approval. In that time, the submarine was launched with a heading towards Los Angeles. Our team, supported now by a SEAL team was able to intercept and board the submarine.
Damage from the entry caused the submarine's reactor to begin leaking radiation. The strike team was forced to disengage and escape. Lieutenant Norris was injured in the fight aboard the submarine and was unable to disengage without endangering the team. Left alone, he was instructed via radio on the disarming of the warhead. He did so successfully, but the missile's launch sequence was a separate system that couldn't be stopped. Lieutenant Norris depressurized the submarine to stop the launch, giving his life in the process. The launch still occurred, but the missile had no guidance, It was vaporized by a defense laser at 200,000 ft.
Take it as you will. I'm posting this here because no credible record will ever be taken. I just wanted to let you know what sacrifices were made. I will not answer any questions. I will not post any response. This will be the last you hear from me on this subject.

 

[reckedracing]

Nobody is reading what I wrote, so here it is again:

The carnival and the mystere missle arent related.

The problems on the carnival splendor happened on Monday morning...

... and the missile wasnt launched until Monday night!

so what you're saying is that china has emp AND time traveling missles?

 

[awptickes]

{SNIP}
I'm posting this here because no credible record will ever be taken. I just wanted to let you know what sacrifices were made. I will not answer any questions. I will not post any response. This will be the last you hear from me on this subject.

^^ that right there should tell you it's fake, but I'll go on.

Also, to which branch of service does 1Lt Aldo Norris belong? What nationality? A true publication/press release will never leave out which branch of which military. All I can find that name and rank on is facebook and /b/.

I didn't see a 2LT Aldo Norris either (The rank he would have been before '1Lt'), but the capitalization of L and not t is suspect in the excerpt, because it doesn't fit any US Armed forces. According to my NATO rank guide it doesn't fit a NATO member nation either.

Sounds like /b/ having fun to me.

 

[GSRCRXsi]

the missile's launch sequence was a separate system that couldn't be stopped.

lieutenant norris depressurized the submarine to stop the launch

the launch still occurred

lol wut?

 

[TurboMirage]

 

[Briansol]

^ can't link shit from 4chan y0


the fire in the engine room of the cruise ship is un-related to the 'missle'.

China has no good reason to put us at war.
-they don't profit from it (haliburton/etc are us firms)
-the more our economy goes in the shitter, the less exports we will need from them
-if we go under as a country, china goes with us due to their investment.
-china and n korea are allies

it's simply not fiscally logical for it to be china