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Need a good ice breaker

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by 99sidude, Oct 28, 2010.

  1. 99sidude

    99sidude Moderator Moderator VIP

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    ......For a best man speech I gotta do this Saturday. I've gotten the meat and potatoes of this thing finished. I'm just nervous as hell about speaking in front of 400 people. I just need a good line to break the ice and set a good mood for the rest. I know most of you regulars here are much wittier than myself. What do you got?
     
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    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Lets go fuck some whores!

    Ronnie the limo driver did that one not too long ago lol. Howard was pissed at him giving him a bad name.
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    Advice, don't chug jager right before the speech.

    If she's hot. Tonights a sad night, another beautiful woman is being taken off the market.
     
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    99sidude Moderator Moderator VIP

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    I got that. I gotta hit the right balance where I'm loose and confident, not belligerent and a jackass.
     
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    99sidude Moderator Moderator VIP

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    BAAHAHAHA that is awesome. +rep if I could.
     
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    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    Got it.

    Every best man speech I have heard is done by a drunk ass best man. Two speeches I heard both included a story about pissing on something.
     
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