1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

NEED tips

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by h22bubbleback, Jan 23, 2004.

  1. h22bubbleback

    h22bubbleback Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,559
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2003
    Location:
    North Jerzey
    heres the deal:...im going to be a lab rat for some bullshyt product. They are going to test anti-diarrea(SP?x10) all herbal pills on me and they going to pay me$800. But this sunday i have to get a screening, AKA piss test. Now, iv been of the grass for about a yr now, but i smoked only a joint with a buddy of mine before he went back to school, about 2 1/2 weeks ago. should i be clean? if not what can i do to flush my body?
     
  2. hybrid89

    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

    Messages:
    1,821
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2003
    Location:
    SoCal
    Do you get out a exerisize on a regular or are you generally a couch potato? That has alot to do w/ it. The better your metabolism, the faster it burns through you. drink non carbobated juicesthat will flush your kidneys and urinary track. things like cran-rasberry is great. hell mix it w/ vodka and have a couple of cape cods! the alcohol helps also. Jamba juice/wheat gras shit likme that. basicaly, if you quit a year ago, and that truly the last time you puffed, you should be ok with just flushing your system. Aloa you could buy Golden Seal and any GNC store. Its a litlle pricey compared to what normal everyday food/drink could cure just as well.

    keep puffin,
    matt
    ;)
     
  3. UDT

    UDT Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,015
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2003
    Location:
    california
    you should be ok but drink a a gang of water befor you go and piss at east once befor you go dont let it be your first days piss.
     
  4. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

    Messages:
    7,180
    Likes Received:
    121
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2002
    Location:
    Oregon
    by government standards you won't test positive, I can't remember the exact measurements so bare with me. But from what I've read it takes about four joints before you'll test positive. If your system is clean, a THC dose that small should run your system in about 2.5 weeks, normally. If I were you I'd flush my kidneys, drink lots of water, hit the sauna, and take niacin 3 times a day (2-3 pills). That would clean out of Rasta.
     
  5. MaaseyRacer

    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,980
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    San Francisco, Ca.
    Alright now you are talking my line of work... here is what I would recommend as I work with lab techs, who preform these tests for the medical research group that I work for. My first questoin is how much do you weigh and how tall are you? Weight is an important fact and so is your bodies fat content. The substances that labs/tests are searching for in you urine samples are stored in fat cells. They can take anywhere from 2 days to 8 weeks to get rid of depending on your body size, motabelism, ect. What I would recommend doing is really intense cardio work outs, as that is the best way to sweat out and what not. Sweating is actually good for th process, and drink a ton of water i am talking 100oz + a day, you will be pissing every 10 mins or so, but do that up until the day before you go in. Also go to your local head shop they sell all kinds of drinks and what not. Find a cleansing drink, and take a couple of them a few days in advance before you go in and do this as they help to "clean" up your system. Just remember pace your self with the water so you do not kill your self, and stay near pretty close to a toilet. Honestly the intense cardio work outs will help you out the most go to a spin class at a local gym or go on one or more five miles runs a day. Best of luck to you.
     
  6. Smonkeyboy

    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,775
    Likes Received:
    5
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    Spokane, WA
    and if the test comes up bad, tell them you had one of those huge costco popypseed muffins for breakfast and totally forgot about it.
     
  7. GSRCRXsi

    GSRCRXsi Super Moderator Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    9,623
    Likes Received:
    345
    Joined:
    Nov 13, 2002
    Location:
    MD

    thats for opium and its derivatives (things like morphine, heroine, etc), not THC, lol. completely different

    and you literally have to eat like 6 bagels and more to test positive for it, they did it on Mythbusters. lol
     
  8. DarkHand

    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

    Messages:
    5,117
    Likes Received:
    241
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    Chicago, IL

    That would be hilarious on a sitcom. :)

    "I'm sorry sir, you came up positive for THC. Marijuana."
    "Uh, I had a poppy seed bagel for lunch..."
    "That's for opium, not marijuana."
    "..." ::runs away::


    :D :D
     
  9. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

    Messages:
    3,646
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2003
    For $250, I'll piss in a cup and mail it to you. I'm clean. Been off weed for almost a year.
     
  10. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

    Messages:
    3,646
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2003
    Or, just go in there and shout, "The only piss test you motherfuckers are getting from me is a taste test!" Then, piss all over the place and run out.
     
  11. asmallsol

    asmallsol Super Moderator

    Messages:
    8,074
    Likes Received:
    3
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Houghton/Livonia Michigan
    from all the pot heads I know, they say that drinking a shit load of cranberry juice makes them pass there tests.
     
  12. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

    Messages:
    11,090
    Likes Received:
    408
    Joined:
    Oct 4, 2002
    Location:
    Washington
    From all the pot heads I've seen attempt pass the test, all go sauna for 15 minute intervals of atleast 4x a day, with a mix of gallons of water/cranberry/the myth of picklee juice. And they also would take a form of detox aka niacin, so pretty much what Silver Child said.
     
  13. Hatchbacks Anonymous

    Hatchbacks Anonymous Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,501
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2003
    Location:
    Anonymous
    If you smoke very often it can take anywhere from 1 month to 2 monts.

    If you smoke less regularly then it could take about 2 weeks

    If you smoke not often at all (like you said 1 year) it should be outta your system within 1 week.

    *EDIT* I researched this so its not just some asshat telling me some info that some bum told him.
     
  14. Kolumbo69

    Kolumbo69 Senior Member

    Messages:
    165
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 17, 2003
    Location:
    Calgary canada
    go on the high times magazine site i believe they have all the things on passing a test what are good products to use otherwise just do what eveyone else does workout drink water, water maybe cranberry juice cause i here that other drinks dont really do much. I would just run on a treadmill and use a bike shit like that.
     
  15. swanny

    swanny Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,779
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Jul 13, 2003
    Location:
    buck teeth and government checks, PA
    cranberry juice, goldenseal pills, and lots of water. I wouldnt reccomend drinking water the day of the test because if there strict it will come back saying the specimin was diluted. goldenseal works wonders, about 2 years ago we went to a cabin and pretty much just made a game of seeing how fucked up we could get on pot and alcohol and one of my friends had a test like a week after we got back he drank a lot of water and took like an entire bottle of goldenseal and passed.
     
  16. B16

    B16 Super Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    11,539
    Likes Received:
    534
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    yay area, CA
    a lot of places will test for golden seal, i wouldn't use it.
     
  17. Hatchbacks Anonymous

    Hatchbacks Anonymous Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,501
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2003
    Location:
    Anonymous
    The moral (sp?) of the story is YOU WILL PASS! (from the info given)
     
  18. MaaseyRacer

    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

    Messages:
    2,980
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    San Francisco, Ca.

    :werd: We do, that and someother blocker substances, however we do not test for "clensing" products, i.e. things that you take prior to the day you take the test.
     
  19. h22bubbleback

    h22bubbleback Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,559
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2003
    Location:
    North Jerzey
    yea i no that shyt is stored in fat cells and what not...i used to be on probation, piss test every other week back when i smoked hardcore...i have hockey practice everyday for my college so its not like im a couch potato

    here i come costco, for some industrial size cranberry juice :woo:
     
  20. Def_Jam

    Def_Jam Senior Member

    Messages:
    347
    Likes Received:
    1
    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2003
    Location:
    Wilmington, NC
    ...didnt know there was so many potheads on HS
     
Verification:
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page