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New Blonde Jokes :)

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    ....she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. ....she
    sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ....she thought a quarterback
    was a refund. ....she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    ....she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    ....she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. ....she
    thought General Motors was in the army. ....she thought Meow Mix
    was a CD for cats. ....she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish
    holiday. ....under "education" on her job application, she put
    "Hooked On
    Phonics."

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    ....she tripped over a cordless phone.
    ...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because
    it
    said, "concentrate."
    ...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
    ..at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here, she put
    "Sagittarius."
    ....she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    ....she studied for a blood test.
    ...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." ....she
    sold the car for gas money! ....when she missed the 44 bus, she
    took the 22 bus twice instead. ....when she went to the airport
    and saw a sign that said "Airport
    Left", she turned around and went home.

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
    ....when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
    she
    moved
    ....she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. ....if she
    spoke her mind, she'd be speechless. ...she thought that she could
    not use her AM radio in the evening. ....she had a shirt that said
    "TGIF," which she thought stood for,
    "This Goes In Front."
     
  2. sohcslammer

    sohcslammer Senior Member

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    :lol: I love the walk and one way one....
     
  3. honda_mach3

    honda_mach3 Senior Member

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    hahahahaha. LMAO. this is what we need in the forums, a little humor.
     
  4. 1991AccoLudeCoupe

    1991AccoLudeCoupe Member

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    :worthy: :lol:

    thats fuggin funny!!!
    I wish I had energy to laugh :sleep:

    Peace, Theron
     
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    noobvang Senior Member

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    Hahahaha :lol: Nice, its been too long :lol:
     
  6. wildbillhatchbac

    wildbillhatchbac the OG VIP

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    kelly? is that you? :p
     
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