new canadian "speed bump"

[UNDR8D]

i think we are missing the biggest issue here.

they probably spent millions on this technology, testing, and government approvals etc, when they could have made a fucking real cement speed bump with a 50lb bag of concrete from home depot.

That is absolutely absurd.































Everyone knows that 1 50 lb. bag doesn't get you very far. It would take AT LEAST 4 or 5.

 

[|Chaz|]

Agreed, this is an absolutely terrible idea.

 

[UNDR8D]

They can hire me to just stand in one spot and roll my cock out in front of cars, creating an impassible obstacle.

 

[damien360kl]

wait so what would the impassible obstacle be in that case? lol

 

[TurboMirage]

probably his ego

 

[invisibledemon]

they would have to slow down.
they'd be very busy laughing at this guy holding what appears to be a pinky in the groin area.
and everybody knows that you have to go real slow to get a good enough picture with a cell phone.

so, yeah, in theory, you sitting there holding your cock would work very very well.

 

[newb]

they would have to slow down.
they'd be very busy laughing at this guy holding what appears to be a pinky in the groin area.
and everybody knows that you have to go real slow to get a good enough picture with a cell phone.

so, yeah, in theory, you sitting there holding your cock would work very very well.

Someone rep him for me, I gotta "spread it around."

 

[damien360kl]

hahaha

 

[awptickes]

do what they do in MD, build 6 inch tall 6 inch wide speedbumps, and pant them the same color at the surrounding road.

Lifted Pickup drivers feel them, sportsbike riders almost die on them, and most important -- people slow down to 2mph before going over them.

 

[jeffie7]

Thankfully not here.

 

[UNDR8D]

they would have to slow down.
they'd be very busy laughing at this guy holding what appears to be a pinky in the groin area.
and everybody knows that you have to go real slow to get a good enough picture with a cell phone.

so, yeah, in theory, you sitting there holding your cock would work very very well.

I suppose I opened myself up for that...however, I imagined the image of someone rolling out a cock like a huge fire hose or a big red carpet would be humorous enough.

Apparently that didn't translate over teh intardwebs.

 

[awptickes]

I wonder if anyone has drawn chalk appendages on her yet.

 

[newb]

I wonder if anyone has drawn chalk appendages on her yet.

You know, Im thinkin a skilled artist could turn that into a zombie child roaming through the parking garage. It already has the out strectched arms lol.

 

[UNDR8D]

That would be hilarious. I'm sure people will tag and abuse the shit out of these things.

 

[95b16coupe]

holy shit, someone who is good with photoshop pm me, i have a killer idea for this.

 

[invisibledemon]

I suppose I opened myself up for that...however, I imagined the image of someone rolling out a cock like a huge fire hose or a big red carpet would be humorous enough.

Apparently that didn't translate over teh intardwebs.

nah, i knew where you were going with it. i just thought it would be funnier to take it the other direction. lmao.

 

[newb]

holy shit, someone who is good with photoshop pm me, i have a killer idea for this.

Ok, ok. Ill bite.

 

[95b16coupe]

Ok, ok. Ill bite.

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[E_SolSi]

waiting patiently

 

[damien360kl]

also waiting......