new dumb joke thread...

[Capt. Orygun]

A Kentucky couple, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children.

They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision--why after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish

 

[TommyTheCat]

 

[TurboMirage]

hahahaha

 

[VTEC_CBR]

A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"
Customer says, "Female."
Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"
Customer says, "White."
Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"
Customer says, "What the hell does religion have to do with it?"
Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."

 

[VTEC_CBR]

Have you heard what happened to the gay couple who confused window putty and vasoline?











All their windows fell out.