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Nice joke for all

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by civicdx92, Aug 16, 2003.

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  1. civicdx92

    civicdx92 Senior Member

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    Ok, a guy once was doing 90 in a 55. Little did he know, he had just flown by a cop's radar, and got pulled over. The cop asked what the rush was, and the civilian said he was late to work. The cop wanted to know what the guy did for a living, and he replied that he was a rectum stretcher. "what does that involve?", asked the cop.The man replied: I start my way with one finger, then two,all the way till i get both hands in there. Before you know it i'm working on a 6 foot wide asshole. The cop proceeds to ask, what would be the use of a 6 foot asshole? The man bluntly replies "I give him a radar and have him hide on top of a hill" :p
     
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    Pointless thread. Locked.

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