Ok, here's the myth per ANY university: A gallon of milk cannot be consumed in one hour and be kept down. I back down from no challenge, and this is no different. It should also be noted about 3 hours before this, I drank about 7-8 Killian's Irish red Beers, and had a sub from Subway.
What follws is a graphic account of my attempt to prove this can be done. Pictures get nasty, you have been warned. (Work Safe, by the way.)
I'm quite excited about being the only known person to accomplish this feat.
I have no idea why my hand is curled up, and I look like a retard.
With about 25 minutes left. I got this.
With about 20 minutes left, I started to feel it. I was REALLY hoping I had to piss to make some room, but no such luck.
This is the last picture of me inside, as I was getting ready to perform the Coude de Grace and chug the rest. Roughly 15 minutes left.
Notice the gallon is not empty.
No captions needed for the following pictures.
Notice the hash marks I am making on my grass outside, it resembles a football field.
I DID complete one half of the challenge, milk was gone within an hour. Looking back, this was not the wisest thing to do.
By far, the most disgusting shot....I do give the camera man props for getting the pictures, no matter the cost.
The nasty aftermath. I took 2 showers, and still smell it in my nose.
So, last night I learned that: The MSG levels in milk force you to vomit, the bastards knew this, and didn't tell me. I blamed it on the beers and food, they said the vomit did start to turn darker shades of white towards the end. I also learned that I am an idiot.
I think I can do it when I am not drunk, and full of beer and food. There WILL be a Round 2.
What follws is a graphic account of my attempt to prove this can be done. Pictures get nasty, you have been warned. (Work Safe, by the way.)
I'm quite excited about being the only known person to accomplish this feat.
I have no idea why my hand is curled up, and I look like a retard.
With about 25 minutes left. I got this.
With about 20 minutes left, I started to feel it. I was REALLY hoping I had to piss to make some room, but no such luck.
This is the last picture of me inside, as I was getting ready to perform the Coude de Grace and chug the rest. Roughly 15 minutes left.
Notice the gallon is not empty.
No captions needed for the following pictures.
Notice the hash marks I am making on my grass outside, it resembles a football field.
I DID complete one half of the challenge, milk was gone within an hour. Looking back, this was not the wisest thing to do.
By far, the most disgusting shot....I do give the camera man props for getting the pictures, no matter the cost.
The nasty aftermath. I took 2 showers, and still smell it in my nose.
So, last night I learned that: The MSG levels in milk force you to vomit, the bastards knew this, and didn't tell me. I blamed it on the beers and food, they said the vomit did start to turn darker shades of white towards the end. I also learned that I am an idiot.
I think I can do it when I am not drunk, and full of beer and food. There WILL be a Round 2.
by a gallon of milk.
