1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Norm!!!

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by eg6sir, Jun 4, 2007.

  1. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    21,703
    Likes Received:
    321
    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2005
    Location:
    661 BK CA
    Some of the best Norm Peterson quotes from "Cheers":


    "What's shaking Norm?"
    "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."

    "What's new Normie?"
    "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."

    "What'd you like Normie?"
    "A reason to live. Give me another beer."

    "What'll you have Normie?"
    "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of the tap."
    "Looks like beer, Norm."
    "Call me Mister Lucky."

    "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
    "Like a baby treats a diaper."

    "What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
    "The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

    "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
    "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

    "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
    "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

    "Whatcha up to, Norm?"
    "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

    "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
    "Poor."
    "I'm sorry to hear that."
    "No, I mean pour."

    "How's life treating you, Norm?"
    "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

    "Women. Can't live with 'em.... pass the beer nuts."

    "What's going down, Normie?"
    "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

    "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
    "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

    "How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
    "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

    "What's the story Norm?"
    "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

    "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
    "A little early, isn't it, Woody?"
    "For a beer?"
    "No, for stupid questions."
     
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2007
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

    Messages:
    49,693
    Likes Received:
    53
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Retirement Home
    cheers is :lame:
     
  3. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    21,703
    Likes Received:
    321
    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2005
    Location:
    661 BK CA
    there is a Cheers! in town here.. never been though
     
  4. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

    Messages:
    9,392
    Likes Received:
    245
    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2004
    Location:
    New Jersey
    I love that show and it reminds me of my local pub.
     
  5. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    12,633
    Likes Received:
    193
    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Location:
    San Antonio, TX
    BMW is :lame:
     
  6. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

    Messages:
    10,593
    Likes Received:
    103
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    caught in a mosh...
  7. B16

    B16 Super Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    11,539
    Likes Received:
    534
    Joined:
    Sep 30, 2002
    Location:
    yay area, CA
    how can cheers be lame? greatest tv show ever.. next to mash. :)
     
  8. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

    Messages:
    3,599
    Likes Received:
    31
    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2004
    Location:
    California
    Reiko- Don't listen to a man who can only get beaver by putting a picture of it as his avatar. :p

    B16- M*A*S*H was awesome. I miss a lot of the old shows... like Dinosaurs.
     
  9. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    21,969
    Likes Received:
    146
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2003
    Holy shit... dinosaurs ? Wow.. even I forgot about that show.
     
  10. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

    Messages:
    11,238
    Likes Received:
    166
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2003
    Location:
    Meriden, CT, USA
    B doesn't understand our age....I stayed up all the time to watch that shit.
     
  11. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    12,633
    Likes Received:
    193
    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Location:
    San Antonio, TX
    wtf, im 21. i love mash, cheers, night court and the dinosaurs....dont forget wkrp
     
  12. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

    Messages:
    3,599
    Likes Received:
    31
    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2004
    Location:
    California
    in cincinaaaattttiiiiiiiiii.....
     
  13. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

    Messages:
    11,238
    Likes Received:
    166
    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2003
    Location:
    Meriden, CT, USA
    night court ruled....
     
  14. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

    Messages:
    3,599
    Likes Received:
    31
    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2004
    Location:
    California
    No, Bull ruled. The rest was alright... except Dan always trying to get laid.
     
  15. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

    Messages:
    10,593
    Likes Received:
    103
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    caught in a mosh...
    how about Welcome Back Kotter?? any of y'all ever watch that?

    Vincent 'Vinnie' Barbarino: Hey! Up your nose with a rubber hoses!
    Squiggy: Yeah? Well, up your gizzard with a rubber lizard!
     
    Last edited: Jun 4, 2007
  16. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

    Messages:
    49,693
    Likes Received:
    53
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Retirement Home
    night court was good. i'll give you that. cheers was lame
     
Verification:
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page