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Yup, but as they say...the book was better.
 
Stanley Kubrick is sucha self-righteous shit-pig. He has no talent and no skill. People like him and his animated vomit shows because they feel they fucking have to. It's sooooo artsy and cool to worship this loose frog shit drinking vile-monster.

He's so bad at making movies that it hurts. It actually hurts. 2001 was saved from the cesspool of horrible dialogue and almost-kinda-on-the-edge of something happening donkey piss bullshit movie that it was saved by Arthur C Clark. Like most other writers and story tellers, the corn in Arthur C Clark's shit could out-write and out imagine Stanley Kubrick. Stephen King invested thousands in making urinal cakes shaped like Kubrick's empty head.

Stanley Kubrick was on god's shit-list his crap was so bad. "Eyes Wide Shit", aka "The worst fucking movie ever made by a human" sealed that deal and god flushed his stupid ass down the drain. Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman actually made that movie LESS self-serving and egotistical. And that's not supposed to ever happen. Like snow in Mexico, this isn't supposed to happen. Nicole Kidman was the only thing that grounded that movie.

Nicole Fucking Kidman.

Stanley said that he had to film the bedroom scenes with just them to preserve some sort of shit-fountain excuse that the three of them had such a magical relationship that you and I could NEVER have with another human being. He's such a festering, steaming load of platypus shit. If John Waters slipped on a dead fish and smacked his brain onto the curb in Newark New Jersey, and a cabbie drove by and splashed curb water and cheeze on the mess, then went home and beat his wife, and his wife made a movie it would be better than anything that Stanley Kubrick could write if he sold his soul to the devil for the talent to form a coherent thought.

he is SUCH a wild-fire of puke that his own mother tried to sell him to a lab.
 
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