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TeinGirl
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I know that 2 of them actually have been done... these are some crazy doods... no lie!!
doggy dunk-completed- a free loading party slut that wouldnt go away (she now moved out of my friends house and in with her sister)
the limping pirate- not sure about that one he may have just come up with it... he's still crazy he put his kids in a dog kennel together cause they were fighting
the bobsled- twig dared him to do it to the girl he was dating (they arent dating anymore) they were in his room then you hear a "WTF" really loud and a few mins later the girl with a bright red face and fucked up hair took off through the front door super pissed then Chris came out laughing his ass off - classic moment
seriously these guys are fucked up
lmfao
Dont For Get The Rodeo. You'll Need The Help Of A Friend And A Video Camera. It Starts Off Doggystyle. Then After A Few Minuets Of Getting The Rythem Down Have Your Friend Burst In With The Video Cam Rolling She Should Get Pissed And Try To Get Up And This Is Where Ther Rodeo Comes In It's Then Your Job To See How Long You Can Hang On And Ride
rodeo also works well just saying a different girls name...
that site is awesome
this one had me laughing at work
this one had me laughing at work
Speedracer228
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lol that site is great
getting this one on tape would merit some type of award:
siegfried and roy :
Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?
getting this one on tape would merit some type of award:
siegfried and roy :
Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?
french revolution - After discovering your girlfriend is cheating on you, arrange a romantic encounter for that evening. Prior to her arrival, jerk off ferociously five or six times, making an erection impossible. She will begin to blow you, and her failure to charm the old snake will only make her slobber much more intensely. Now, scream out the name of the dude she's been banging as you fill her mouth with pee.
lifeline - After your girlfriend denies you the ass for the evening, you then sternly ask her if "This is your final answer?" If she says "Yes", you then tell her that you would like to phone her friend. Derived from Americas favorite annoying as fuck game show.
lifeline - After your girlfriend denies you the ass for the evening, you then sternly ask her if "This is your final answer?" If she says "Yes", you then tell her that you would like to phone her friend. Derived from Americas favorite annoying as fuck game show.
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screwnicorn - When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.
Black Widow g2
*princess*
this is going to get out of hand. hotcarl. look that one up.
no results for hotcarl...
google search = Urban Dictionary: hotcarl
bj while shitting? or ATM?
preggo pause - The awkward moment of silence when the girl you are fucking realizes that you just came inside of her.
ah hahahahhaha
google search = Urban Dictionary: hotcarl
bj while shitting? or ATM?
preggo pause - The awkward moment of silence when the girl you are fucking realizes that you just came inside of her.
ah hahahahhaha
Black Widow g2
*princess*
ok... hot carl: After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).
thats just ass to mouth
everyone knows that
lol
virginity -Another word for lack of opportunity.
dog in a bathtub -This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
everyone knows that
lol
virginity -Another word for lack of opportunity.
dog in a bathtub -This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.
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Black Widow g2
*princess*
but hotcarl is so much more mysterious.
