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[reckedracing]

club sped -Gang banging a retard. For those idiots out there, sped comes from special ed, you do the math.

crisco ass -The greasy feeling that your ass gets after farting all day long and almost shitting in your pants. Also known as Baboon Ass. Not particularly a sexual act, but funny enough to receive mention.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

lol that site is great

getting this one on tape would merit some type of award:

siegfried and roy :
Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?

Also know as a Houdini.

Alligator Death Roll- While fucking a girl from behind in a shallow pool of water, you put it in her ass unexpectedly and hold on for dear life while she tries to throw you off. Play off of the Rodeo.

 

[TeinGirl]

wow... we really took this thread and ran with it...^_^

 

[Black Widow g2]

you know us... we just can't leave well enough alone...

 

[TeinGirl]

hrmmm....

double bass
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind and then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her clit with the other. The position is similar to that used when playing a double bass instrument but the sound produced is slightly different.

 

[Black Widow g2]

that sounds too easy...

 

[TeinGirl]

that sounds too easy...

I was looking for my pleasure... lol

 

[Capt. Orygun]

aren't we forgeting something?

 

[Black Widow g2]

overrated...

 

[phyregod]

Angry Dragon
Immediately after you blow your load in a girls mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

wrecking ball
Do your girl from behind while standing. While she's bent over, grab both of her wrists. Pick a nearby target, and swing that bitch's head into it like a wrecking ball.

 

[Black Widow g2]

if any of you do these to another female who isn't a total whore... God help you.

 

[integraslut78]

The Tony Danza..... FTW

 

[Turbo&Auto]

On the squeezing balls from pg1:
I believe it was Eddie Murphy's standup RAW where he talks about girls and kicking you in the nuts. He says:

Ladies, you dont even need to do that, you just need to graze nuts

 

[micah]

chili dog - shitting on a girls chest and titty fucking her hmmmmm

screaming eagle - doing it doggy, pull a girls arms back over and behind her, pull out your dick and ram it in her ass. shell stretch forward and screech

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

if any of you do these to another female who isn't a total whore... God help you.

Hey, don't ask her where she learned to do it. You'll be mad to find out she sucked 36 dicks before yours.

 

[Celerity]

Hey, don't ask her where she learned to do it. You'll be mad to find out she sucked 36 dicks before yours.

"You sucked 36 dicks?!"
"Including yours?"
"37!?".

"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"



"HEY get back here!"

 

[George777]

That movie is the shit...

 

[Black Widow g2]

Have you seen the alternate ending? FUCKED UP! but, puts it into perspective... 'I'm not even s'posta be here today!'