nuts and bolts... or is it nuts and nuts?

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“The nut was so tight that it caused a severe swelling on the organ due to which the blood supply to that part of the anatomy was stopped. It took us almost two hours to get the nut out. Had the patient delayed admission by few hours, we would have had to amputate the organ, as the affected area may have developed gangrene.”
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damn
use a rubber band or something dude...
jesus

and whats this talk about "inserting" in the article?
 
some people have some fucked up fetishes.

That sneezing thing is fuckin wierd and what the hell do people see in

feet.


Then you got some crazy assholes who try to pierce, uhh, Mr. Winky.

Something a little more normal I can understand. Like this girl I used to

go with had an obsession with giving me head. Seriously, this girl was a

freak she would anything to give me head. I'd be doing __________
{insert word)
and she would be like "I'm gonna just give you head". Driving through

traffic, "I'm gonna give you head"..."ohh look a cop, I better give you

some head", "what was I going to do again, Oh yea, give you

head", "Hmm, while your eating breakfast....I should give you

head", "would you mind if I gave you head while your sleeping", "Well,

since I just got done doing the dishes, I want to give you head". She

used to call me up "Yo, Bryan, Can I come over so I can give you

head."


I dunno, maybe she's just obsessed with me, because now we don't

even go together and she still calls me and asks when we're gonna chill,

then of course out of the blue...."cause I want to give you head"
 
lmfao

you have some crazy chicks around you man...
makes for very interesting stories though :)
 
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