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  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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  2. SolPWR

    SolPWR Senior Member

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    interesting :)
     
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    mwvnos Senior Member

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    haha......porn is cool :drool:
     
  4. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Damn...did they try to show porno to the goodie goodie girls in high school? No. we already knew that girls liked porn. They just dont want to admit it.
     
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    mwvnos Senior Member

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    :werd: i agree fully....
     
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    Def_Jam Senior Member

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    werd... I going to try show some porn the a chruch girl I know...you know just to see if she really likes it and to see if I could get some....lol.
     
  7. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    p0rn0 0wnZ j00!!!1!!
     
  8. beau_safken

    beau_safken Senior Member

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    I love Britain, they tell it how it is without all the censoring we have to do here. I think I could easily concure with the results of that study. The ex would be all stuck up and all it took was an erotic double banger to get it all going.

    Porno + anything = good times...oh yea
     
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    i tryed to get at this girl for like 2 years! i put in a porn tape one night she watched it then stormed out after about 20 mins, i tryed to stop her then realized she was leavign cause she was horny i was like "no no stay" she was liek nooo i gota go. so the next night shes back with her friend and we watched the porn again......................i fucked both of them later that night :fuckyou: .....and i was a virgin at the time. i was 16 they were both 18

    so i got fucked at 16 by two girls that had never done anything lesbian like in there life (they sure didnt mind acting lesbian like that night) and i was a 16 y/o virgin :D and one of the two was a twin. later that year i had the other twins son push the door open when getin ready to get in the shower and she saw me naked, so some how i ended up on her couch waching porn ass naked with her watching me and she jacked me off a lil then her mizan came home so i had to hop in the shower....but you get the idea.



    porn gets you laid :thumbsup:
     
  10. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Women like sex just as much as men do. Like most mammalia on earth, our cavemen ancestors relied upon rape for sowing the seeds of love, but now in our contempory McCulture womyn enjoy sex just as much as Mehn.


    They just like to make you think otherwise, so the illusion of "Gift-Giving" is maintained. That way it's an exhange of presents. Only your gift is wrapped in a box, the other ...


    All things being equal, they are.

    -> Steve
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    heres my little story.

    long time ago, had access to my old bosses vhs camera. brought this chick over, and she gave me head and she fingered herself on camera.

    put the tape in a safe place.

    was friends with this HOT thin blonde chick....but that was about it. she was HELLA stuck up and HELLA not puttin out.

    brought her over to my pad one night to chill and drinka 22 of corona and smoke a bowl cuz there was nothing going on that night and we were bored.

    Now this was about....8 years ago, but I can still remember EXACTLY what I said to her.


    Tony: Damn, there aint shit on t.v...... <<flipping thru channels, giving the illusion that, yup...aint shit on>>

    Christina: You got any movies we can watch? How about "Up in Smoke" Havent seen that in a while...

    Tony: I gave it to Matt and Dan to borrow.

    <<few minutes pass of me just flipping thru channels, taking bong hits...sippin on tha duece duece....>>

    Tony: <<in a REAL excited voice>> OH WAIT !!!!! ....nah, nevermind

    Christina: What?

    Tony: nothing.....well.....nah nothing.

    Christina: What ??? <<anticipation that im going to do or say something either funny or whatever.....like I was known for in my circle of friends>>

    Tony: Well, its just that I do got a video...but it's kinda embarrasing....

    Christina: Of what? <<voice getting kinda stern>>

    Tony: Well me and Michelle were drunk one night and made a porno.....but I couldnt let you see it cuz Im ebarrased....<<dangling the baited hook in front of her face....few nibbles aint enough to seal the deal>>

    Christina: <<face brightening, eyes getting wider>> C'mon lets see it !!!

    Tony: <<dangling the ;) baited hook just a taaaad longer>> Nah....dude im like totally fucking embarrased...

    Christina: C'mon dude, I PROMISE I wont tell anyone....<<getting all excited>>

    Tony: Ok, but you gotta promise....

    Intermission: now the reason I was playing "hard to get" is that Christina was KNOWN for being a fucking cocktease.....So i HAD to make sure she swallowed the proverbial dick, hook line and balls.. :D

    So I popped in the vhs cassette.....and I was laying behind her on the bed....kinda close, but nothing unusual for a guy and a girl who is his friend.....

    After about 10 minutes into the tape....I kinda glance down and she had unbuttoned the top 4 buttons of her shirt and was playing with her nipples....

    SCORE...OH YEAH

    and well, needless to say, I bagged her that night. Although there was a tense situation when I only thought I was going to get a nice shiny set of blue balls while we were making out.....but she finally let me in for the score. :D
     
  12. Celerity

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    And thus you've managed to turn another man's daughter into a whore.



    Good for you. I hope it was worth it.


    -> Steve

    This is the exact thing I'm talking about with "The Cheapening of the human condition". In 'Nice guys finish last", you aren't (weren't) a nice guy.
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    jealous???
     
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    funny shit fool :thumbsup: im telling you guys its god sent!
    what else gets a 16 y/o virgin 2 10 y/o hot girls who have never acted lesbian like in there life give a fool the ride of his life? ......... porn
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    uhhh...Jail Bait...
     
  16. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    10 year olds???????????


    you sick fucker
     
  17. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :werd: :withstupid:

    I dont care if you were 16 at the time...thats fucking sick.
     
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    He meant 18 year olds. If you paid attention to the previous replies you guys would have known that. HAHAHA funny shit though
     
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    Boning some man's daughter dosen't turn her into a whore, that may be the stupidest thing I have heard this week.
     
  20. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    So......I guess every girl who's had sex is a whore now? Yeah..... :unsure: I would not ever mention that to a female...ever... <_<
     
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