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oh hai, godkitteh saw whut u did there

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  1. dacheat

    dacheat ..is grounded.

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  2. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    some people have waaaaaaay to much time on their hands....
     
  3. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    TeinGirl Senior Member

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    aww... I cant link to it =/
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Every page of this site is AWESOME.
     
  6. DarkHand

    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    That's awesome, when the whole bible is done I want a copy in print!

    This version of Genesis is better though:

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  7. dacheat

    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    oh man, seriously there's no work after this. there's just laughing.

    ahem....and now if you will....a reading from Revelations 10:

    Then I seed a differnt angel! He comed down from heavenz and he wuz wearin a cloud and he had a rainbow for a hatz. His face wuz like the sun and his legz wuz fire!!!2 He holded a book. It wuz open. He standed on the sea with one footz and the land with the other!3 He shouted and it wuz rlly loud. Seven thunderz said somethingz 2.4 I wuz gonna write it down but someone in heavenz tolded me "no!"

    5 Then the angel I wuz telling u about raisded up his hand to heaven.6 And he swearded by Ceiling Cat "OK get reddeez!7 Bcz rite b4 the 7th angel playz the trumpet, Ceiling Cat's mystri will be finishd, just like he tolded evribodi."

    8 Then the d00d in heavn tolded me to take the book.9 So I did. The angel said "Eat it. Your tummy will hurtz but the book has a flavor like cookies!"

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  8. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    OBEY THE 10 CATMANDMENTS!!!

    I iz Suprior Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt lend wit no cheezbrgrs for hard werk at all3 U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes

    If u try be Ceiling Cat of any of mai creayshunz up in floaty skai, down in erth or in watr or I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.

    If u think faek Ceiling Cat iz Ceiling Cat, I mek u ded An ur children ded An ur children-children ded, for being stupid.6 If not I wuv u An all ur childrenz-childrenz-childrenz!

    U sez Ceiling Cat bad, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes, for I dun liek it. Srsly

    Remembur caturday An keep holy.9 U werk 6 dais An finish werk, K?10 Dai 7, u no werk. U An all ur peepz go wrship me.11 I maded heavenz An erth An see An the stuff that does teh funney hoppey stuffz in An on it - so I make it holy cuz I no werk.1

    Bez u good to papa An mama so u has long lief.

    U no mek peepz ded!

    U no mek sexxes wit other gurlz or menz than ur wief (so no awsum treesum alowed!).

    U no tek stuffs for free if not getz for free

    U no tell bad stuff about ur neibor.

    U no wantz neibor stuff! No wief, no gurlz, no menz, no animulz, NO BUKKITZ! NOT YOURS
     
  9. dacheat

    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    chreesto i hurt, laughed myself to painful injury!!
     
  10. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i'm trying not to burst out.... gotta come back to this thread after work
     
  11. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    Oh man! :lmao: That was GREAT!!!
     
  12. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    And on the seventh day, we catnapped.

    I'm tempted to do the story of Job...
     
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