"Oh, You're a real action figure"

[Celerity]

Be an action figure !


I was thinking, a pissedoffsol Flag Day action figure "With PHP Action" and "Assault mohawk"

I'm already designing the Celerity doll.. I want it to have a "Kung-Fu Reality grip" or possibly a string you pull that makes it say "Listen up, liberal fuckers"

OR a Jeffie Action Figure with "Palatial apartment playset (Dream Girl included, batteries sold seperately)"


I thought a Russian nesting Bryan doll would be too apres-peux

Or an infamouz action figure with USB connection for "Continuous posting action"


Oh, the FUN

 

[EGProject]

We need to have the Honda n00b figure, with 6 pre-recorded settings...

Including:

"omg, i have this new swap with a B16, but it doesnt start- HELP!"

"what springs r best?"

"how caN i make my B18 make 300hp with NOS?"


Or who can forget the popular 92civicb18b1 action figure with exclusive punk-bashing lever action.
Steal his grill? I don't think so...





<span style="font-size:11pt;line-height:100%">*Magical impregnation action sold separately. Bateries not included. Not for sale in China. Parts and accesesories sold separately. Not intended for children under 18.</span>

 

[dveit]

you have far too much time on your hands.

 

[JDMPlaya]

 

[Battle Pope]

Infamouz' USB port would be in his butt - cause that's the quickest way to get his shit onto the internet.

 

[micah]

seen em before, shit is expensive though

 

[Havok]

I'd buy one, and have it sit in my passenger seat.

 

[posol]

HOV lane, y0

 

[phyregod]

I wonder what these cost? Like a ball park.. are they $20? $100?? I'd love to have an action figure of myself.. or.. several.

And a heather graham doll... so I could gang bang it.

 

[92civicb18b1]

OMG... I want one.

I think they're $100+

Just the heads are 30-40 bucks,

http://www.andgor.com/headsforsale.html

 

[StealthMode]

That would be fucking amazing. I want one too. What would I be?

 

[Celerity]

Callidus : Red shirt, blue touque and yellow gloves (Cartman)

 

[StealthMode]

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Callidus : Red shirt, blue touque and yellow gloves (Cartman)

I'm NOWHERE NEAR overweight though. Or stupid like he is. And I don't talk funny and eat Cheesy Poof's all the time.

Try again.

 

[Celerity]

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Callidus : Red shirt, blue touque and yellow gloves (Cartman)

I'm NOWHERE NEAR overweight though. Or stupid like he is. And I don't talk funny and eat Cheesy Poof's all the time.

Try again.

Cartman? Stupid ? No way ! He's the coolest !

Alright, this then:

a bomber jocket and jeans, a t-shirt that says "NATIVE" and signed John Elway topps card

Or the "Pikes Peak" playset, complete with battle-damage Millen cars and oxygen masks.

 

[StealthMode]

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Cartman? Stupid ? No way ! He's the coolest !

Yeah, I didn't mean stupid, he does have some incredible insights. I just meant the way he talks mostly, and sings those goofy ass songs. Cartman reminds me of my friend Chaz (drives an All-Trac, BTW)

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Or the "Pikes Peak" playset, complete with battle-damage Millen cars and oxygen masks.

I'll take this one. Sounds exciting. *Comes with alternate clothing: Espionage outfit.

 

[Battle Pope]

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Cartman? Stupid ? No way ! He's the coolest !

Yeah, I didn't mean stupid, he does have some incredible insights. I just meant the way he talks mostly, and sings those goofy ass songs. Cartman reminds me of my friend Chaz (drives an All-Trac, BTW)

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Or the "Pikes Peak" playset, complete with battle-damage Millen cars and oxygen masks.

I'll take this one. Sounds exciting. *Comes with alternate clothing: swedish potsmoker.

fixed it for ya.

 

[StealthMode]

Thanks....

 

[reckedracing]

It is safe to assume that a basic figure of yourself would start in the range of $400.00.

god damn they're expensive...

and the first 2 or 3 posts had me cracking up...
especially the mention of the mohawk...

 

[phunky.buddha]

Flag Day!

 

[Sabz5150]

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I'm already designing the Celerity doll.. I want it to have a "Kung-Fu Reality grip" or possibly a string you pull that makes it say "Listen up, liberal fuckers"

As long as I can have one that has an SMG in one hand and a spear in the other with the bloody heads of Coulter, O'Riely and Limbaugh kebobbed on it that screams "ERADICATE THE NEOCONS!"

Fun indeed.

Seriously, can they make that for me?