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"Oh, You're a real action figure"

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Be an action figure !


    I was thinking, a pissedoffsol Flag Day action figure "With PHP Action" and "Assault mohawk"

    I'm already designing the Celerity doll.. I want it to have a "Kung-Fu Reality grip" or possibly a string you pull that makes it say "Listen up, liberal fuckers"

    OR a Jeffie Action Figure with "Palatial apartment playset (Dream Girl included, batteries sold seperately)"


    I thought a Russian nesting Bryan doll would be too apres-peux :)

    Or an infamouz action figure with USB connection for "Continuous posting action"


    Oh, the FUN
     
  2. EGProject

    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    We need to have the Honda n00b figure, with 6 pre-recorded settings...

    Including:

    "omg, i have this new swap with a B16, but it doesnt start- HELP!"

    "what springs r best?"

    "how caN i make my B18 make 300hp with NOS?"


    Or who can forget the popular 92civicb18b1 action figure with exclusive punk-bashing lever action.
    Steal his grill? I don't think so...





    <span style="font-size:11pt;line-height:100%">*Magical impregnation action sold separately. Bateries not included. Not for sale in China. Parts and accesesories sold separately. Not intended for children under 18.</span>
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    you have far too much time on your hands.
     
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    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    Battle Pope New Member

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    Infamouz' USB port would be in his butt - cause that's the quickest way to get his shit onto the internet.
     
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    micah Senior Member

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    seen em before, shit is expensive though
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    I'd buy one, and have it sit in my passenger seat.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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  9. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    I wonder what these cost? Like a ball park.. are they $20? $100?? I'd love to have an action figure of myself.. or.. several.

    And a heather graham doll... so I could gang bang it. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
     
  10. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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  11. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    That would be fucking amazing. I want one too. What would I be?
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Callidus : Red shirt, blue touque and yellow gloves :) (Cartman)
     
  13. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    I'm NOWHERE NEAR overweight though. Or stupid like he is. And I don't talk funny and eat Cheesy Poof's all the time.

    Try again.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Cartman? Stupid ? No way ! He's the coolest !

    Alright, this then:

    a bomber jocket and jeans, a t-shirt that says "NATIVE" and signed John Elway topps card :)

    Or the "Pikes Peak" playset, complete with battle-damage Millen cars and oxygen masks.
     
  15. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    Yeah, I didn't mean stupid, he does have some incredible insights. I just meant the way he talks mostly, and sings those goofy ass songs. Cartman reminds me of my friend Chaz (drives an All-Trac, BTW)

    I'll take this one. Sounds exciting. *Comes with alternate clothing: Espionage outfit.
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    fixed it for ya. :)
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    god damn they're expensive...

    and the first 2 or 3 posts had me cracking up...
    especially the mention of the mohawk...
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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  20. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    As long as I can have one that has an SMG in one hand and a spear in the other with the bloody heads of Coulter, O'Riely and Limbaugh kebobbed on it that screams "ERADICATE THE NEOCONS!"

    Fun indeed. :ph34r:

    Seriously, can they make that for me?
     
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