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Ok I gota joke

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  1. IDMaxGuy

    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    Whats so good about 36 year olds????
















    There are 30 of them.

    hehe If you dont get it, think about it for a minute.
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    Oh, seriously, that was hilarious, you guys...I need some stiches in my side, seriously.

    Lamest joke ever.
     
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    Dustin_m Active Member

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    :ph34r: Man that was fuckin stupid :ph34r:
     
  4. IDMaxGuy

    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    hehe its funny if ur into sick little boy and girl jokes.

    Like the fact that I dont turn anyone down, except 7 year old boys, I turn them FACEDOWN.

    u know those kinda jokes.
     
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    Canadian_GSR Senior Member

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    kinda like

    what does a pedophile(sp?) say when he gets outta jail?








    "boy i feel like a kid again"
     
  6. Frankie P.

    Frankie P. Senior Member

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    I thought it was funny, but those jokes are just wrong.
     
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    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    LOL

    Whats the worst thign about fucking a 6 year old????

    Cleaning the blood off your clown costume. :lol: :lol:


    What do you get from stabbing a baby 30 times with a knife??


    A raging hard-on.

    So so wrong, but funny.
     
  8. Bob Vila

    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    why do indian (no offense) ladies have a dot on their forehead?


























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    because their husbands keep banging their index finger there saying why are you so fkn ugly


    :-D
     
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    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    child molestor and a boy are walking in the woods late at night.
    little boy goes:

    "Im really scared of these dark woods"

    child molestor goes:

    "How do you think I feel, I gotta walk home alone"
     
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    how do you make a dead baby float?


















    two scoops of vanilla, one scoop of dead baby.
     
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    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :lmao:

    Whats the best thing about fucking a six year old girl???























    Turning her around and pretending she is a six year old boy.
     
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    what is the difference between a 6 year old girls and a 6 year old boys butt?








    absolutely nothing.
    sorta like the one before but oh well
     
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    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    all of you are pedophiziles.


    insta :ban:
     
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    Frankie P. Senior Member

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    Yea, those are just sick jokes, I know a few, but am not going to post any.
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    What's the worst part about eating a bald beaver?

    Getting the diaper back on.



    What's the best part about getting a blowjob from a 6 year old?

    Their little hands make your dick look so big!



    I'm goin to jail. :ph34r:
     
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    And hell for that matter. The first one was pretty good though.
     
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    sick....although i do like the child molester in the woods one.
     
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    None of you should ever babysit.

    with the exception of frankiep, seany-izzle and shades.
     
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    lol no shit... tho's jokes were funny but sick as hell
     
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    how do you make a 12 year old girl cry twice?






    f*ck her then steal her teddy bear
     
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