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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by lsvtec, Mar 16, 2004.

  1. lsvtec

    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    hahaha

    i was just reading about that shit

    imagine having to pay 3K to get married?

    thats like paying your own torturer...
    WTF?!?!
     
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    NotUrAverage_Si Senior Member

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    that doesn't mean you can't go find the village prostitute or something, I mean geez, a donkey?
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    :bo: :lol:

    Luckily the girl's family pays for everything, huh? :)
     
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    Thats no excuse! Best line in the whole story! :bo:
     
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    i dunno, i think i'd still rather pay the 5 cents for a bullet than 3K for a life sentence...

    put me down... before she tries to take half my shit...

    and even worse, imagine if you were getting divorced and had to sell your honda/acura baby so she could get half of the value of the car??? dammnnnn
     
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    Yeah! Why couldn't he find a sheep like everyone else? :ph34r: :ph34r: :blink: :ph34r: :ph34r:
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    note to members...

    you can't fuck a pig...

    cause they'll SQUEEL on ya...

    bahahhahahaa :spin:

    i know, i know, dumb as all hell, but it fit with this thread...
     
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    "He was caught in the act... and police arrested him in action ," the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity

    LMAO

    thats too much... :lol: ... really ..
     
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    lsvtec GNU/Linux Evangelist

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    I can't imagine being the poor bastard that had to arrest the guy, not to mention the poor kid that caught him. The nightmares they must have. :shudders:
     
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    i remember reading about a guy in PA (i think) that got arrested for fucking his neighbors cows or something?

    they set up a stake out and everything after the farmer noticed there had repeatidely(sp) been someone in his barn...

    wtf?
     
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    ok.....not to paint a picture.....

    but has anyone ever seen a horses dick? its like literally two feet fucking long. (i should know....had a cock measuring contest with one just recently and sent that fucker home crying his eyes out....)

    so if the horses dick is 2 feet long.....the pussy on the female donkey must be big enough to support the 2 foot dick.....


    IN OTHER WORDS, THAT DONKEY'S PUSSY MUSTA BEEN LOOSE AS FUCK. its like sticking your dick into a coffee can......where's the feeling? lol.
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    LMFAO... speaking of which...

    my ex was tramatized one morning driving to work, looks over in a field (rural area of NY) and see this horses dong just chillen in the breeze...

    anyone see the video of a bull fucking a cow, and then another bull tries to get in on it, and jumps but falls over on his back? guess you would have to see it, but its funny as hell...
     
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    Ya, guess you would have to be there... :ph34r: :D
     
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    alright, you asked for it
    lol

    slightly diffrent video as the one i saw before but still the same idea...

    just so you all don't think i'm crazy...
    farmer brown
     
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    Aww, my work computer says its restricted! Dammit!!! :angry:
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    I am so scared that you actually thought that much up, then posted it.
     
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    must be a touch on the geek side too...

    big enough to SUPPORT a 2 foot dick...
    lol
     
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