one of my nuts hurts

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Let us know when you're out of the infirmary... we'll do a Hondaswap rendition of Julius Caesar. You, of course, will play the role of Sans Testiclese.
 
Originally posted by Battle Pope@Jul 5 2005, 02:54 PM
Let us know when you're out of the infirmary... we'll do a Hondaswap rendition of Julius Caesar. You, of course, will play the role of Sans Testiclese.
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I think my head is going to explode from trying hold back laughter while at work.
 
Originally posted by formby@Jul 5 2005, 05:14 PM
i'm poor......and if i did get it would cost me more than 250 a month....and my job doesnt provide it...small company
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i pay about that too... 239 1 paycheck, 249 the other per month (dental is only billed once a month, not bi-weekly).
 
Don't know man.....sounds like a mix of Clamidia and a testicular cist. Any pain during urination? Stinging?


Unfortunately, you are about to undergo the most painful test a man can go through. It's called a urethral swab. Pretty much, they will shove a large Q-Tip half way down your dong. You will still feel it a week later. I've been through it. Anyone to have a proper STD test had one. I honestly wish you luck.

And been there with the whole gf and STD thing. Don't rule it out as much as it would suck if that was it.


Good luck dude.
 
well....i really dont think she has been cheating.....she works at footlocker and comes home....i keep close tabs on her......ive been with my wife for almost 4 years and never cheated on her once....


if she did give me something...i dont know what i would do....but i cant proove anything so it does me no good to worry about it...


as far as an std i dont think so because its only one ball....and i pee fine....and the swab thing is obsolete...trust me i know....lol....damn whores....
 
Originally posted by formby@Jul 5 2005, 03:25 PM
yeah i love her....but i hope its not testicular cancer....i might loose a nut like tom green....ouch....i dont have insurance
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lose*


loose = your wife. :p


www.pubmed.com

Look up your symptoms. I know I've heard of it before and I knew what the common cause was but I forget what they call it.
 
lo siento por tus vuebos! dude this is a hilarious yet serious. :lolhammer:
 
Originally posted by Taco15@Jul 5 2005, 09:52 PM
lo siento por tus vuebos! dude this is a hilarious yet serious. :lolhammer:
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^^^ bahahhaa..Taco You funny as he**....Is not los Vuebos..Its La BOLAS....bahahaha...

QUe te mejore BRO...
 
Originally posted by Battle Pope@Jul 5 2005, 10:14 PM
Engrish!
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O yeah..RIGHT...


all I said = Get Well BRO...

THats It....
Right TACO?
 
wow..5 guys reading this thread..
I wonder how Formby is doing..He's off line so...I hope hes doing allright...

Hey formby I did a search and came back with this Picture...

I think thats what they're going to do with you.....
check it out bRo....Thats what they do to guys your age that have that problem....jk.

Testicles.jpg


Dont be Scared...Its Just a NUt.... :lol:
 
well my wife is reading this....i'm drunk and thought it would be funny to show her....lol....what did i just get myself into..( i'm an idiot)..(she thought it was funny , then, she told me that i was crazy if i thought she was cheating.....gave me a kiss and said we were worst than women) i love her.....

it doesnt hurt now but its swollen......

she is gone....god i hope its not an std....because then she is cheating...no doubt....

and please no more loose=wife comments....not cool....something are better off not said.......

hope fully tommorrow the doc will tell me wuz up


later
 
I had a twisted testicle when I was about 12. Man did it hurt. It sounds just like what you are describing.

All I can say is this. I hope you don't mind showing your balls to 20 or so people in the next day. First I had to show my parents, then my regular doctor, then the specialist and his nurse, then the completely seperate operating crew.

If you have a twisted teste, then don't wait. One more day as a child could have earned me some really bad nicknames. The first thing I did was check to see the boys were ok after surgery.
 
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