One thiing I have always wondered.....

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:lmao: :lmao: That's quite unpleasant.
 
Originally posted by Slammed89Integra@Sep 16 2003, 10:37 PM
The best ones are the quiet little ones that last for al ong time and end up stinking up the whole area your in, then boom it hits everyone and they're like wtf was that? Who the fuck died and crawled out of someones ass? WTF! And yes, the gag effect kicks in at that point.
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:werd:

And you sit back and enjoy your creation.
 
Originally posted by Def_Jam@Sep 16 2003, 08:42 PM
Funny shit!!! How come you never told me about that!

Post whoring rules!!!!!
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There was nothing to tell you about. I'm supposed to call you in New York and tell you me and Joanna went to the movies and somebody farted? Not a good reason to dial 1-800-collect...

:ph34r:
 
I prefer the "Dutch Oven". When you can feel that brutal one welling up in your bowels and you are in bed with a chick, pull the covers up over her head and let loose. She will wake up clawing at the covers and gasping for air. Fun for everyone! :lol:
 
Originally posted by Frankie P.@Sep 17 2003, 02:55 AM
I really don't like the smell of my farts, but they smell doesn't bother me unless, my asshole burns after that. Those are the worst, where it feels you never had an asshole, you fart, it burns, and now you have the asshole you never had before. I hope that made some sense.
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not sure you know this but, when it burns......that means you just shat yourself........

next time you'll know, and knowing is half the battle......
 
I generally won't fart in front of people, and never in front of a lady. I expect the same from my girlfriends. I've been told my policy is unrealistic but it stands nonetheless. And if I can do it, so can she. It's just a matter of manners
 
Farting has nothing to do with bad manners. It's perfectly natural, like a sneeze, hiccup, or burp. Personally, I feel it's unhealthy to hold in a fart/burp.
 
She burps better than a good portion of the guys I know, and has no problems squeezing one off every once in awhile.

As an old friend of mine once said....A couple that farts together, stays together. :)
 
Originally posted by Silverchild79@Sep 17 2003, 05:18 PM
I generally won't fart in front of people, and never in front of a lady. I expect the same from my girlfriends. I've been told my policy is unrealistic but it stands nonetheless. And if I can do it, so can she. It's just a matter of manners
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do you let her shit?
 
LOL, of coarse but not in front of me. The general idea is that there a certian things you shouldn't do in front of people you might want to try and stay attracted to the rest of your life. My Father's second marraige has lasted 12 years so far and he never farts in front of his wife. It is something I do/expect out of respect for the other person.
 
Originally posted by Silverchild79@Sep 19 2003, 03:27 PM
LOL, of coarse but not in front of me. The general idea is that there a certian things you shouldn't do in front of people you might want to try and stay attracted to the rest of your life. My Father's second marraige has lasted 12 years so far and he never farts in front of his wife. It is something I do/expect out of respect for the other person.
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dude, your talking about a fart. Things you shouldn't do in front of someone you want to spend the rest of your life should be:

1. Shit
2. looking at gay male porn
3. hitting on some girl (preferably hot) at a bar
4. hittin on some guy at a bar
5. robbing a bank
6. killing someone

stick to those rules, and you'll be good to go.....
 
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