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only in America

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by dcsports413, Jul 23, 2003.

  1. dcsports413

    dcsports413 Senior Member

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    ok, don't flame if you have already seen this...but, it was pretty funny.

    Only In America ......

    <> Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
    ambulance.

    <> Are there handicap parking places in front of a
    skating rink.

    <> Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
    back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
    can buy cigarettes at the front.

    <> Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,
    and a diet coke.

    <> Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
    pens to the counters.

    <> Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
    driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    <> Do we use answering machines to screen calls and
    then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
    want to talk to in the first place.

    <> Do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns
    in packages of eight.

    <> Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
    process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
    'bloodsucking creatures'.

    <> Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
     
  2. Prowler

    Prowler Super Moderator

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    :repost:
     
  3. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    i love that last one!!
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    SoOoOo True. :lol:
     
  5. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    only im america do people spend more time post whoring on the internet than actually doing something constructive in their free time....
     
  6. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    only on hondaswap do people not realize there is a search button.

    i posted this months ago...
     
  7. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    nah thats the same everywhere
     
  8. dcsports413

    dcsports413 Senior Member

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    yes, i know there is a search button. sorry i am not on here like 24/7, i have an acutal life. someone sent me an e-mail and i post it. so what if you have already seen it? good for you, maybe there is someone on here that hasn't.

    karnash, i sure hope that you did not direct your comment at me.
     
  9. Trinity

    Trinity <font color=#FF909B><b>I go back like Aqua Net.</b

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    well the reason behind the braile letters on drive up atms is because its cheaper.
     
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