ok, don't flame if you have already seen this...but, it was pretty funny. Only In America ...... <> Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. <> Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. <> Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. <> Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. <> Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. <> Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. <> Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. <> Do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns in packages of eight. <> Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. <> Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.