only in America

[dcsports413]

ok, don't flame if you have already seen this...but, it was pretty funny.

Only In America ......

<> Can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

<> Are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

<> Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

<> Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

<> Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

<> Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

<> Do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

<> Do we buy hot dogs in packages of twelve and buns
in packages of eight.

<> Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

<> Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

 

[Prowler]

 

[90 accord]

i love that last one!!

 

[dveit]

Originally posted by dcsports413@Jul 23 2003, 04:28 PM
<> Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

SoOoOo True.

 

[Tonyd0821]

only im america do people spend more time post whoring on the internet than actually doing something constructive in their free time....

 

[posol]

only on hondaswap do people not realize there is a search button.

i posted this months ago...

 

[E_SolSi]

nah thats the same everywhere

 

[dcsports413]

Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Jul 24 2003, 01:38 AM
only on hondaswap do people not realize there is a search button.

i posted this months ago...

yes, i know there is a search button. sorry i am not on here like 24/7, i have an acutal life. someone sent me an e-mail and i post it. so what if you have already seen it? good for you, maybe there is someone on here that hasn't.

karnash, i sure hope that you did not direct your comment at me.

 

[Trinity]

well the reason behind the braile letters on drive up atms is because its cheaper.