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ORDERING PIZZA IN 2008

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, Sep 11, 2004.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    if this is a repost well shoot me, but I doubt it.
    this is what we have to look forward to with Bush in office.
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    ORDERING PIZZA IN 2008

    Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your national ID
    number?"

    Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

    Operator: "I must have your NIDN first, sir?"

    Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
    6102049998-45-54610."

    Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive,
    and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance
    is 745-2302 and your cell number's 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@ home.net
    <http://home.net>. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

    Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

    Operator: "We're wired into the HSS, sir."

    Customer: "The HSS, what is that?"

    Operator: "We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add
    only 15 seconds to your ordering time"

    Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat
    Special pizzas."

    Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

    Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

    Operator: "Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've
    got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National
    Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

    Customer: "What?!?! What do you recommend, then?"

    Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll like it."

    Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

    Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local
    library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion."

    Customer: "All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones, then."

    Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids,and
    your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99."

    Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your
    credit card balance is over its limit."

    Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets
    here."

    Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn
    also."

    Customer: "Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How
    long will it take?"

    Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes,
    sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up while you're out getting
    the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward."

    Customer: "Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?"

    Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car
    got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday"

    Customer: Well I'll be a "@#%/$@&?#!"

    Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July
    4, 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop and another one I see here on
    September for contempt at your hearing for cussing at a judge." "Oh yes I see here
    that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is
    this your first pizza since your return to society?

    Customer: (Speechless)

    Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

    Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

    Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from
    offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank
    you for calling Pizza Hut!"
     
  2. JDMPlaya

    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    lol! I wouldn't order pizza anymore, but I don't see that happening
     
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    I see it happening maybe not on the Pizza Hut scale, but in a government scale. Big Brother.... :ph34r:
     
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    :repost: to me i dont know if its here or not
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahaha thats great... but as someone that still has to do that, I would never go into that much detail.
     
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    ive ordered pizza from Papa John's over the internet. pretty cool and it works good especially if you dont have a phone like i do :)
     
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    if your asking if he won the 2004 election, well no (what the hell are they teaching you in school ??? ). No one votes until November 2nd this year. and if your of voting age I strongly suggest you vote and become more involved with politics in your coming years, it's important.
     
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    hey man im from canada! i know who won my election i though they were talking like you guys already voted and bush won
     
  12. CRX-YEM

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    ah, well that explains it, sorry I guess I assumed you were a US citizen
     
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    Either way you choose, Jackass or Fatass, you still loose...
     
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    :thumbsdown: thos thread sucks. It was almost funny, but it just went into overkill.
     
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    I'd carry out every time if that shit happened. :p

    Or go buy a Tombstone... Mmmmmm. Yummies... And only $4 at Kroger. ;)
     
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    tombstone? Thats fine if you like cardboard with pepperoni on it. :)
     
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    I'd be doing more than carry-out if it that happened, I'd be down at my local revolution headquarters helping them prepare.
     
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    Hey, they just lifted the assault weapons ban, so there you go. :sniper:
     
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