Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Jun 1, 2007.
and i thought it was bad the time my mum busted my stepdad TWICE looking at porn on his comp
she never caught me though ^_^
Moms busting kids watching porn, okay. Fair game.
Wife busting husband looking porn? Ney, I say. She should be sitting there watching porn with him.
only reason why mum went apeshit at stepdad was because it was on house computer...therefore i coulda seen it ^_^ even though i had my own comp
I got linked goatse-style to that one time. My retinas still haven't fully healed.
That's the kinda chick that can scarf a sub like a conehead.
I don't see the big deal about parents caring that their children look at porn. No one ever got shot or ODed from thwapping too much. I happen to know a kid at school that spent most of his time in hs "slaying the dragon", as he calls it, he is a little wierd and overly energetic but compared to people I know from his hometown, he is normal. Never had a problem with drugs or alcohol. That should be the new DARE campaign, "Don't play with drugs, PLAY WITH YOURSELF!!!"
As for wives busting husbands for porn I'm reminded of the Clinton scandal. If Hilary had been sucking that dick in the first place, he wouldn't have looked elsewhere.
so you're saying women cause men to cheat? lol
misti-- wake up. lol i think you need to lay some ownage in here
men have needs to, just as women have them.
Ding, ding, ding!
How many times has a woman's excuse been "You don't do such and such anymore/at all/right."?
Our needs just happen to be more... simple.
What's better than a woman?
What's better than that?
lmao its so true....
and for the cheating part i agree males have needs just like women......
ARCANE REFERENCE OF THE YEAR
Good job !
i'm awake. if you want ownage... you won't find it. what caused my husband to cheat? according to him... a lesbian. yes... we used to have this triple play thing going with her... till one day, he decided on just a double play. without me. didn't tell me for 2 years. Do I believe women tempt men into cheating? YES. Do I also believe the man usually wouldn't say no when facing a naked woman? YES. So, therefore, both people are at fault. If I never crossed his mind, I shouldn't have been in the relationship. He valued our love less than I did. If at all. Then, his guilty conscience kept him accusing me of cheating on him. This drove me batty.
I am guilty of being a temptress. Yes, I do it. I taunt, I tease, but I never have cheated. I once made it very apparent that I COULD have. That was good enough for me. But, I'm over all the game playing. If you want to blame the woman, fine. But I don't remember it being one person in the act of sex. There's two people there.
When my kids get old enough to masturbate (eek) I would rather them watch whatever porn they want alone. Why? They're not doing drugs, or raping other kids.
To totalburnout- I couldn't have said it better. Porn is for all to enjoy. Sometimes it sucks when we fight over which one to watch, though.
and i believe there was a few responses using the excuse that they'd have to be drunk... but i'm sure if they had cake...
Beastiality is bad mmmmkaay....
On a side note, one of my friends works as a driver for a local horse breeder and says that it's pretty obvious that a lot of female owners have special "relationships" with their animals. Overall it just seems like an all-around bad idea. It would be like having sex with a Kubota tractor. One wrong move - squish.
I couldn't do that. I'd be making fun of them.
oh shit I think I just pissed myself......
but back on topic... who in the hell would want to fuck/get fucked by a horse/cow/mule/goat/wtfever?
thats got to be the nastiest thing Ive ever seen... Back when I was stationed in somolia I had this kid in my platoon that claimed that there was NOTHING better than the death throws (sic?) of a chicken as it died on his dick.... the sickness of some people these days... holy batshit.
just give me some good girl on girl porn or a bit of S&M and I'll happily fap all day long... but leave me off the manfuxdog/cat/chicken/goat mailing list please.
although... the right woman dressed up as a cow or horse could be sexy... damn it wheres those damn body painted nudes I have of those women... damn it all to hell. If I can find em I'll post em now thats my kind of beastiality... fuck the 4 legged kind.
<<<<< Has never cheated. But then again all my girlfriends weren't cold bitches who wouldn't sleep with me.
I don't quite know what you mean. It's not like I ever held sex back from him. I knew something was wrong when he began acting different. Almost like he didn't want to have sex with me. If you mean Artie... well, his ex girlfriend lived down south... apparently she sucked in bed... but I don't think I'd ever hear GOOD stories about other women in his life. I suppose it's easier when she's 400 miles away... from what I hear she wasn't innocent either. I will feel sorry for him if he ever cheats on me. I haven't entertained the idea of sleeping with someone else. I love him. Seriously this time...
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