i'm going to start out with cheeto man clipping his mufukking nails. it wasn't bad enough that he openmouth mawed a bag of cheetoes he dumped into his gape at 3pm; no...now he's clipping his nails OCD style. at work. in a cube. next to mine. ps he's cheeto man because every day at 3pm he does the cheeto dumptruck supercrunch. as you can tell, louder-than-shit eating noises in quiet places piss me off.