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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by StarBellieAngel, Jan 27, 2005.

  1. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    this is an ex of mine who still goes out of his way to make names and talk to me... here's the highlights...

    ******: just saw a girl on this site that had boobs looked JUST like yours
    ******: so i thought id say hi
    Black Widow g2: well, enjoy your porn time. see ya.
    ******: um ok

    ...more drivel is here in the middle, but i took out the most part of it, cuz it's just not really pertinent...

    ******: have u gotten laid sinc eme?
    Black Widow g2: yes
    ******: oooh
    ******: who
    Black Widow g2: haha you don't know her
    ******: HER!?
    Black Widow g2: yes. her.
    ******: damn you i told u if you ever did that again i wanted to watch
    Black Widow g2: well, i guess you missed out.

    ...then i told him to make his new girlfriend do it for him...

    ******: she doesnt give head either

    BWAHAHAHA. sorry... thought i'd share... if it sucks... oh well. lol i'm bored.
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    :lol: ...in all honesty, it just that he can't turn her on enough to do it...i know so many girls who said "only when i get married"...and no not cuz they gave me head, i'm not a male slut like a lot of you fuckers on here :ph34r:
     
  4. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    seriously though... giving head (if you know how) is one of the BEST ways to make him smile.

    hell, it's great for quickie moments... or in the car... you know? it's easy to clean up after... and it's even better if she swallows... no disposal needed.

    it's the on the go pleasure for him... and that's why it's so fucking great. if i were a guy, i'd say 'well, i don't give head to you then, you uppity bitch' as i slapped her out of my car and let her hit the curb and speed off.

    ...seriously... i can understand not sleeping with the guy till your married, or later on in the relationship, but COME ON... a simple blow job once in a while? what's the big deal, bitch?
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    will you marry me......lol...just kidding
    next time you give a guy head hum the smurfs song
    he will def have a smile and you a nice present in your mouth lol
     
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    i won't get into it much, but i don't really need to hum, tried it once and it really wasn't his thing anyway.

    ...and if i wasn't already married... i probably wouldn't marry you anyway... because well, i don't know you. :p
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    LMFAO

    i'd like to take this time to once again thank you for sharing such personal details of your life...
    lol

    head = good, i concur
    humming the smurfs song??? uhm... someone has some fantasies that never got addressed during adolescence(sp?)...


    on the go pleasure, lmao
    as someone else on here said, its the silence that really brings the smile, not the getting the rocks off...

    and sounds like you love to lick cooters eh?
    if you ever do that AGAIN
    lol

    oh, and your ex sounds like a real dick hole...
    but gave me a good laugh
    why would you hide this tards identity? it would be a lot more fun if we could all write him...

    and where's this chick that has boobs just like yours???
    strictly for research of course
    feminists must love you
     
  9. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    well, because he enjoys revenge. i'd love for you all to go give him hell... but, i'm not that way, maybe i'm better than him for that, or worse... but who cares. there was more to the conversation... i'm really wondering why he'd go out of his way to make another name specifically to sign on and tell me 'this girls' boobs look just like yours' when he complained that they were 'too small' for his liking, and he thought i was such a slut. but then i'm rambling... he's an ex, he's a fucking asshat, and i don't give a shit anymore.

    feminists? ew. love me? even worse. fuck feminists. fuck women. hell, that's what i do. sure i love to lick a cooter, but i didn't in this particular case. i was lying about it, and i just wanted to make him feel like the stupid fool he is...

    :) and is it really the silence, cuz from what i hear, the louder the moan the better... :p
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    You would be my best "girl" friend if you lived on this side of the US. You have to be the most open, coolest female I've ever....ehh talked (listened, wrote...whatever) to.

    And a girl who likes to give roadhead is defenitly a keeper. I usually have to argue for like 2 minutes before she finally agrees. I actually think I like it better quiet, if I'm in the car I'll lower the music a little, I dunno maybe it's just me.

    Humming?? Come on, that is not a turn on, just funny as hell.
     
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    eh, fuck the moaning, its the sucking/popping/air rushing sound when you got a good hover type chick... real nice if she gets it going with the beat of the tunes you got on...
    lol

    had a chick in college and my roomate always told me how he could.... well thats prob better left off the boards here...


    lying to make him feel stupid nice
    lol
    seems like you got a little vindictive streak running through you...

    and i got my lady friend saying cooter now
    lmfao
    i even tell her she's saying it wrong... why you ask?
    cause then she says it over and over again...


    2 minutes? damn you must be fucking real smooth
    lol
    bahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    lmfao
     
  12. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    well, thanks for the compliments, yes, i'm vindictive... only to people who slander me and say shit about me that isn't true to EVERYONE and they come tell me, and when i confront him, he lies? wtf. anyway... i HAVE been with a girl, and i have gotten laid since him, he just doesn't know who... and that's all that matters to me. hahaha. and yes, i get a sick pleasure out of hearing you guys tell me what a fucking asshat he is.

    civic- yea, i'm pretty open because to be honest, love me, hate me, don't care, i'm just me. and i really think that my life isn't something to keep so private, well, some of it of course. but, i just don't really mind what people think about it. and, thanks. :)

    recked- when i mentioned the moaning thing, it wasn't in relation to the head stuff. it was for the 'other' fun stuff. if there's something i learned: it's impolite to talk with your mouth full' and that includes fellatio. i do hear that the slurping and stuff is hot. but of course... and even better is when she looks up at you innocently like some little girl with a devilish side... yes? or when she has pigtails... HAHAHA ok.

    i'm gonna stop now.
     
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    hmm, direct eye contact is a big plus...

    pigtails? eh, i thought thats what ears are for :p
     
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    long hair in pigtails > ears

    HANDLEBARS!
     
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    And you wonder why i love you. :ph34r:
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    I personally am not a fan of the eye contact, kinda makes me feel weird but always gets a smile at of me.

    Pigtails, any thing to hold onto a little is always good.
     
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    Bloody Hell, interesting subject tonight... :D

    /*runs and hides....LOL ;)
     
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    road head is the best. :D i just love banging through the gears while she's servicing my member. lol my 2 most favorite things at once.
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    thats the only time I wish I had a auto.
    I had this girl that did it every time we got in the car, I was about to buy an auto car just because of her.

    Stick+head+traffic= Pleasurable Raging Frustration
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    well alot has happened since i got home from work........how are you doing baby i missed you on the ride home....lol.......my little star********
     
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