work warning i suppose. it's pretty gnarly.
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=mym2002
thoughts?
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I've seen a pig slaughtered for food first hand. It's not pretty. Life isn't pretty. Get over it. That's what pig, cows, and chickens are here for. That's what they die for.
Originally posted by CRX-YEM@Dec 11 2003, 10:13 AM
I think Dennis Leary said it best.
"Because you gotta have goals. Because everybody in this room knows everybody
who's quitting. You all have that friend who's quitting it. You know what I mean? The
guys quitting it, "I quit smoking. I quit drugs. I quit drinking. I quit meat, and I feel
great. I get up in the morning and have a nice big bowl of oat bran. I go to the
bathroom for three and a half hours. I have another bowl of oat bran. I go back in
the bathroom for six more hours. All I do is eat and shit, I'm gonna live forever! My
colon is the strongest muscle in my body right now. I could pass Elvis through my
colon right now."
And all these cereals they have, Cracklin' Oat Bran, and Horkin' Fiber Chunks, you
know? Cereal used to come with a free prize. Now it comes with a free roll of toilet
paper in every box. Guys get up on Sunday morning, "Forget about the New York
Times, I'm gonna need the Bible. I got a big one brewing here." "Dad, there's a
phone call!" "I'm on Genesis, God dammit! You tell 'em to call back after the
creation!" People checking their own feces for fiber. You have too much free fucking
time on your hands, ok.
Red meat, white meat, blue meat, meat-o-fucking-rama. You will eat it. Because not
eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct! Yeah! And I know what it's
about. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the animals."
Hey, I love the animals too. I love my doggy. He's so cute. My fluffy little dog.. He's
so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we?
Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview
them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim
around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to
go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an
animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!"
"Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to
make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of
the cows.
You will eat the meat folks, because this country was founded on two things. Meat,
and war. You eat enough fucking meat, you wanna kill somebody. That's the way it
works. That was the ultimate American dream. During that Persian Gulf War, I was
sitting in my living room, naked, with a can of Budweiser and a three inch stake
watching the war, live, on TV. I had a six foot erection with a giant cheese burger on
the end of it. I ate so much meat during the war that by the time the war was over
three weeks later, I was like, "No no no. We need to keep fighting. Make a couple of
stops on our way home from the Persian Gulf. First stop! Vietnam! Surprise the fuck
out of those people, huh?" "You make a movie?" "Not this time, pal!""
yeah maybe that's hypocritical because I'm more of a vegitarian, but oyu know what
when I ate meat that's how I felt. I don't eat meat cause I figure if I can control my
will power not to and eat healthier well more power to me.
Originally posted by MaaseyRacer@Dec 11 2003, 02:27 PM
Man I just saw that movie and then i went out on my porch to find a dead bird... I think it is a sign, and I think that i have been without meat for 11 years now, i can survive without the stuff for the rest of my life...
Originally posted by SolPWR@Dec 11 2003, 05:28 PM
That video made me hungry. Im now eating a roast beef sandwich and its good. After I think Im gonna down a nice large milk shake. MMMMMM
I think vegetarians are fucking stupid. They always say its not suppose to be like this. But wait a minute why do we have teeth that tear and hold meat in the front? Its sooo confusing. I just think of vegi's as livestock. they eat pure food and then later we eat them. Problem solved. Eating people can solve many things. If everyone ate just one person... End world hunger for a while, Lower population, and unemployment will be drastically down. Just eat everyone with no job and no purpose. My $.02