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Pirate joke of the day

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  1. Briansol

    Briansol Admins Admin VIP

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    A guy dressed like a pirate walks into a bar.
    The bartender looks at him weird and asks, 'what are you supposed to be, a pirate?'
    The pirate replies, 'Arghhh, aye matey'.
    The bartender then says, 'you're not a pirate. Pirates have a ship, and buccaneers to run it. Where are your buccaneers?'
    The pirate replies, 'Under my buccenhat'.


    :)
     
  2. EGProject

    EGProject YEEEEAAHHHHH

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    Ban.
     
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  4. Briansol

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    come on.

    i'[ve been laughing all day over this.

    say it out loud if you don't get it.
     
  5. reikoshea

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    i said it outloud...i still think youre easily amused.
     
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    haha now i get it ,,at first i didnt but say it out loud like b said..but it did suck lol
     
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    i just laughed out loud again. lol

    you all suck
     
  8. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    for the love of god, i heard that joke when i was 10.
     
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    shut up. go get a job. lol
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    i have one. i'm working at smith barney. fucker....^_^
     
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  12. dacheat

    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    reminds me of the talking muffin joke. :ph34r:
     
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  14. Briansol

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    thank you!


    and i don't know the muffin joke. plz post
     
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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    well since you asked nicely..

    a single guy was sitting home, lamenting how since his mom died and he didn't have a wife, he didn't have anyone to bake for him. so he gets off his ass and decides he's gonna make some muffins like his mom used to make.

    he mixes the batter, dumps it into a muffin pan, and throws the pan into the oven at 375. it's gonna take some time so he goes back to couch duty. meanwhile in the oven, the muffins are starting to rise and it's definitely getting too hot for fucking comfort.

    one muffin can't hardly take it anymore so he stretches as far up and outta the pan as he can and says to the muffin next to him 'jeeeeezus it's fucking hot in here!'


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    the other muffin says, 'HOLY SHIT, it's a talking muffin!!!!!!'

    :)shrug: gets me every time)
     
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    you shoulda watched "The history of the joke" last night on history.
     
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    I cracked up a B's joke..


    DACHEAT: you fail :lol:
     
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    That was :ghey:
     
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