A guy dressed like a pirate walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him weird and asks, 'what are you supposed to be, a pirate?' The pirate replies, 'Arghhh, aye matey'. The bartender then says, 'you're not a pirate. Pirates have a ship, and buccaneers to run it. Where are your buccaneers?' The pirate replies, 'Under my buccenhat'.