TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD 1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit. 2.Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. 3.If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. 4.Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon? 5.If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. 6.Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. 7.If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. 8.My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant. 9.Thank You For Pot Smoking. 10.To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. 11.If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. 12.Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". 13.If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. 14.Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. 15.It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger. 16.If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass. 17.You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me 18.The Earth Is Full - Go Home 19.I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha 20.This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me 21.So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time 22.Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult 23.If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away? 24.The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name 25.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway 26.Illiterate? Write For Help 27.Honk If Anything Falls Off 28.Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes 29.He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit 30.I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person 31.You! Out Of The Gene Pool! 32.I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To 33.Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? 37.If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong... 38.Fight Crime: Shoot Back! 39.If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep] 40.Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. 41.Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant] 42.If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? 43.Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One. 44.Ax Me About Ebonics 45.Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel 46.Boldly Going Nowhere 47.Cat: The Other White Meat 48.Caution - Driver Legally Blonde! 49.Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That 50.Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends 51.Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window 52.How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost? 53.If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. 54.Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch 55.Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It! 56.My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. 57.GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. 58.All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. 59.Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. 60.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 61.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 62.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. 63.So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious. 64.I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? 65.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.