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  1. TeinGirl

    TeinGirl Senior Member

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    TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD

    1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.

    2.Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

    3.If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

    4.Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

    5.If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

    6.Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

    7.If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

    8.My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

    9.Thank You For Pot Smoking.

    10.To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

    11.If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek
    Counseling.

    12.Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

    13.If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

    14.Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

    15.It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

    16.If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

    17.You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

    18.The Earth Is Full - Go Home

    19.I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

    20.This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

    21.So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

    22.Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

    23.If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

    24.The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

    25.Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

    26.Illiterate? Write For Help

    27.Honk If Anything Falls Off

    28.Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

    29.He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

    30.I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

    31.You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

    32.I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

    33.Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

    37.If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

    38.Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

    39.If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down,
    On A Jeep]

    40.Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

    41.Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]

    42.If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

    43.Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

    44.Ax Me About Ebonics

    45.Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

    46.Boldly Going Nowhere

    47.Cat: The Other White Meat

    48.Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

    49.Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

    50.Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

    51.Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

    52.How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

    53.If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

    54.Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

    55.Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

    56.My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

    57.GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

    58.All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

    59.Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

    60.I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

    61.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

    62.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

    63.So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

    64.I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

    65.Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
     
  2. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    I must add..

    Bad Cop! No Doughnut!

    Keep honking, I'm reloading

    and written incredibly small "Get off of my ass"
     
  3. TeinGirl

    TeinGirl Senior Member

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    haha... yea missing one of my favorites too...

    "If you are going to ride my ass, you could atleast pull my hair!"
     
  4. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    how about "If you dont like my driving, call 1-800-EAT-SHIT"
     
  5. MadMaXXX

    MadMaXXX Mad Man

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    For fishermen: "My son can outfish your honors student"
     
  6. TeinGirl

    TeinGirl Senior Member

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    23.If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

    31.You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

    33.Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

    37.If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

    49.Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That


    :lmao::lmao::lmao:
     
  7. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    "I'm not fat, I'm a minitrucker"
    "No fat chicks, truck will scrape"
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    39.If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down,
    On A Jeep]

    hahaha I just saw that one at a customers building. :D
     
  9. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    i spray painted this on my back window with stencils
    bad bad bad bad idea

    i have this on my back window, except it says mini truck
    [​IMG]
     
  10. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Yeah, I got alot of tickets with that no doughnut sticker
     
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    nootrac22 Well-Known Member VIP

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    saw a good one on a jeep yesterday "built not bought"
     
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    "no switches = no fat bitches"
    "your redline is my vtec"
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    Wiccan Army! :p

    I like 'I have PMS and I carry a gun'

    'No fat chicks... turbo won't spool' < who said that one?




    but my personal favorite is: 'Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control'
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    Loco Honkey I believe, not 100% sure though.

    #8 is my favorite. :D
     
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    MoSeS New Member

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    "the whole world is going to hell and i am driving the bus"
     
  16. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    For Halo players: "My gamer fragged your honor student."
     
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    89crxzc I provide inspiration!

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    dont forget for the jdm heads

    "i am so jdm i sleep on the right side of the bed"

    "i am so jdm i have this sticker to prove it"
     
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    mine on my truck is (my other ride is your mom)
     
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    SiR_crx New Member

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    i got one what says

    WELCOM TO AMERICA
    NOW EITHER SPEAK ENGLISH
    OR LEAVE

    i love that sticker man
     
  20. SHOGUNOVDDRK

    SHOGUNOVDDRK New Member

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    where do i buy these lol.....
     
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