post a random 1-liner

[posol]

thought this could be an interesting thread....

soemthing like a sig, etc...

here's one i saw today.

Windows has introduced more wizards than Dungeons & Dragons ever did.

 

[Prowler]

H&R Block are a bunch of thieving sluts.

 

[Havok]

The only constant is change.

 

[BigJ]

The rich have money, the wealthy sign their checks.

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

If you can masterbate, can you masterbenine?

 

[Battle Pope]

"Damn these IP Phones. It's a phone! It's a computer! No, it's a conglomeration of all the flaws of both!"

 

[StarBellieAngel]

if pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?







...masturbation is like procrastination... at first it feels good, but in the end you're just fucking yourself...

 

[dohch22a4]

You know what you never see? A puppet with a hardon.

 

[StealthMode]

"Serenity is not freedom from the storm, but peace within the storm."

 

[StarBellieAngel]

one leg over my shoulder... two legs over my shoulder... mmmphm mmppfhhhmmmfff mmmmm mmmmm mmmmm

 

[TWISTEDIMAGE]

no really its a vtec

 

[importjdmcivic]

"My beer is fizzy and cold."

 

[importjdmcivic]

"...I can smell you highness over here."

 

[civicious]

Hey, I think my car's on fire...

 

[swanny]

Anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die must be evil

 

[jeffie7]

Originally posted by civicious@Feb 11 2005, 10:17 PM
Hey, I think my car's on fire...

[post=459864]Quoted post[/post]​

Best one so far =)

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

If A Quiz Is Quizicle, Then What Is A Test?

 

[Sabz5150]

See sig.

 

[Jeef]

Me fail english that umpossible

 

[cycloneb18c3]

license and registration, chicken fucker!