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[96 Bahamas Hatch]

Originally posted by Speedracer228@Feb 12 2005, 07:11 PM
"I havent been fucked like that since grade school"

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i nedd sum help im from the bahamas and i want 2 b the first with a b16 in a 96 hatch i bought a 88-91 b16 and make the swap but i nned info and help plzzzzz

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

96 Bahamas Hatch...please start a separate thread in the Tech section of this forum. Please refrain from any further thread jacking. Thank you.

 

[MadMaXXX]

"say, d'I ever tell you bout dat time I poofed yer dad?"

 

[lowandslow]

"i met a midget stripper at a party last weekend, she popped out of a cupcake"

 

[BigJ]

You know me. It is my duty, to please that booty.

 

[preluderjs]

"nothing accelerates windows like good ol' fashioned 9.8 m/s^2"

kinda nerdy but i laughed

 

[Jeef]

All women are psycho, finding the least pyscho is the goal.

 

[TommyTheCat]

[in a child's voice] "Mommy, I found a Lincoln Log in my sock drawer."
[imitating the mother] "That's the story of Jesus."

 

[sireg]

"it dosnt matter if you win by an inch or a mile winning is winning"


hahaha

 

[Cashizslick]

Originally posted by Prowler@Feb 12 2005, 01:21 AM
My cats breath smells like cat food.

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WHen i grow up, i want to be either a principle or a caterpiller.

 

[b18c5crxtasy]

"mcdonald's, we loves it when you be smilin'"

the big motherfucker

this is horribly racist but it's fucking hilarious...flash video at it's best/worst.

 

[StarBellieAngel]

'i'm rick james, bitch'

 

[Prowler]

Out of 10 million sperm, I was the fastest

 

[StarBellieAngel]

are you stalking me?! because if so, that's super!

 

[tab]

best ten seconds EVAR!!!!!

 

[Prowler]

Heck yes I did

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

smell my finger

 

[CarAudiophile]

I don't want a large Farva I want a God Damn Liter of Cola.

 

[Speedracer228]

"If you've seen one woman naked...... ya want to see 'em all"

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

It's hard to be first class when you're white trash.