post a random 1-liner

[PLA5151]

----- [sobs] "Pinchy would've wanted it this way" [stuffs mouth] -----

----- "Ohh I'm tiiiired, look at my size 12, [looks at watch] i'm tired -----

-----On someone not so smart: "The wheel is still spinning but I think the hamster's dead" -----

 

[OldEMaltLiQuoR]

"Drink OldE, get fucked up!"

 

[Seany-izzle]

"did you gain weight or did your pants eat your ass?"

 

[Speedracer228]

Originally posted by Seany-izzle@Feb 17 2005, 01:48 AM
"did you gain weight or did your pants eat your ass?"

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this thread is gettin there, its already gettin a

:edit: Shit you just reposed yourself, top of page 2, lol

 

[CarAudiophile]

I got this one off of Dumb and Dumberer

"Dude Chicks are for Fags"..

"Does the Carpet Match the Drapes"..

 

[Seany-izzle]

bhahaahah please excuse me, i was high.

 

[SolLess16]

Originally posted by SolReaver@Feb 13 2005, 07:18 PM
your mom goes to college

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by far the best

 

[integraslut78]

Yo baby ever had your asshole licked by a fatman in an overcoat?

 

[Jeef]

You silly fagot dicks are for chicks.

I need a one liner for one of my good friends who became pussy whipped as hell. I am running out of material.

 

[posol]

[last night at the pool hall]

-"You ever play 3-ball before?"

 

[allmotord16rex]

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys?

 

[OldEMaltLiQuoR]

"I came here to do two things....Drink some beer and kick some ass. And it looks like we're all out of beer"

 

[StarBellieAngel]

c'mon ma... gimme titttiiieeeeeessssss....




'that's hot'

 

[Havok]

"Napolean Dynamite sucks." --Nick Nordness

 

[DarkHand]

"There is a great sense of satisfaction that comes with converting your carbureted car to fuel injection, similar to the feeling you get when you have been beating your head against a wall, and then suddenly stop."

 

[formby]

Life is like a box of condoms....you never know which one is going to break!

 

[posol]

"right about now you ain't leading but two things: jack and shit. And Jack left town."


"first you wanna kill me. Now you wanna kiss me. *spits* Blow."


"shut that cunts mouth before i fuck-start her head"

 

[StarBellieAngel]

keep running your mouth and i'm gonna stick my dick in it.

 

[MikeBergy]

see sig

platonic relationships : like a dick in a glass. In case of emergency break glass. - Chris Rock

 

[StarBellieAngel]

stop staring at my tits. touch them. -a shirt i own

'it ain't gonna lick itself' - a shirt i WANT to own.