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Posting while drunk

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by klyph, Dec 28, 2007.

  1. klyph

    klyph Dismember VIP

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    So theres few rules when it comes to drunk poseitng, actually, none., the only rule that I like tho use is that you are tnot allowed to use th e backspace key. I t conveys the sincerity and realism of your drunkenness. (Start with a good beer, then switch to the cheap shit) I am perplexed at how the alchohol is drinving m e to make this absurcd powst , but I cannto rsitst the temptation to type this. Wherte was I/? Ah yes , a tutorial on drunken postings. I have slready covers the rules (rule) and so I will move on to other good ideads and suggestions. First. Try to cover and interesting subjectyh that way you'll gt less flameing and more "whoga dude you r not to be posting whtn this drunk" That way, you'll get the rep point s an d noobds will be like, "wow that gut is the man I will listne to"
    Seciond; keep ist short noobdy want s to read some fuckin drunks ramble on about nothein g for paragaraphgs at a time. They'll be like, "why did you post this shit?. you at e r wasteing my time, dipshit. "
    Third The ALT key switches you to the menu which is convenient, unless you WERE TRYIGN T OH HIST TO EH SPACE BAR!@!!!

    Fouther. chug the ladst of your beer berecfor moving to piojnt number four. Threisn insure s tha tyour post will continue to entshrsall your audience. There is notheinf like a thusrday to get wasted . An d og to work a nect day.

    Love,
    Cliff.
     
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  2. boostedf22

    boostedf22 dis is why im not

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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    Kanned Beast

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    I'm not sure exactly what word made me choke on my drink, but l-o-fucking-l.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    damn, and my room mate talked me out of drunk posting last night :(
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    cracking the first one now....I'll update and the afternoon goes on.
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    lucky son-bitch.

    oh well, you missed tequilla/everclear night at reiko's.

    NOW WHAT!?
     
  10. jdmthathoeee.

    jdmthathoeee. the sky is the limit.

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    no not eva clear.
     
  11. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    ya rly eva clear.....it was an interesting night to say the least.
     
  12. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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  13. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    cracking the 5th beer now, and look, my spelling and typing abilities are getting better....
     
  14. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    no but i did get a bj before she passed out....overall not a bad night.
     
  15. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Oh how I remember my days with, as we called ourselves, "The Clarity Club".

    Everclear is good for two things, cleaning wounds and playing the game, "I just woke up, where am I, how did I get here, and where are my pants?" That's a fun game. My last night of everclear I woke up in a hallway (probably where I fell), next to the empty bottle, wearing something that use to resemble a t-shirt with one shoe on. Fun, fun, fun.
     
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