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Pretending to be a ricer

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by SolReaver, Oct 24, 2002.

  1. SolReaver

    SolReaver Senior Member

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    OK, this is my first one, this shit is fun as hell!

    MSkibbz: you shouldn't be installing it if you don't know if your car even has vtec
    MSkibbz: sorry bro
    integra94NOS: what?
    integra94NOS: i heard it is easy
    integra94NOS: how do i tell if it is vtec
    MSkibbz: what model is it?
    integra94NOS: its an integra
    integra94NOS: acura
    MSkibbz: LS/GSR/Type-R
    MSkibbz: ??
    integra94NOS: uhh
    integra94NOS: its the 2 door model
    integra94NOS: its an automatic
    MSkibbz: what is your redline?
    MSkibbz: 6900?
    integra94NOS: umm
    integra94NOS: i think so
    MSkibbz: then it would be an LS
    MSkibbz: you don't have vtec
    integra94NOS: oh
    MSkibbz: its an RS/GS/LS
    integra94NOS: is it hard for the ls to get horsepower?
    MSkibbz: one of those
    MSkibbz: i have an LS
    MSkibbz: I use nitrous as well
    integra94NOS: is your car fast?
    MSkibbz: not really
    MSkibbz: I have a ton of mods, but to be really fast you need turbo on your LS
    integra94NOS: turbo?
    integra94NOS: i saw a turbo and headers package for 1000 bucks
    integra94NOS: online
    MSkibbz: how old are you?
    integra94NOS: 19
    MSkibbz: first car?
    integra94NOS: i just started getting into this import thing
    integra94NOS: no 2nd car
    MSkibbz: cool
    integra94NOS: its kind of confusing
    MSkibbz: yeah it is
    MSkibbz: my teg is my first import as well
    integra94NOS: is v-tech good?
    MSkibbz: yeah, but you don't need it to be fast
    MSkibbz: turbo is the answer
    integra94NOS: doesnt the turbo just weld on to the intake manifold?
    MSkibbz: there is a ton more to it than just the actual turbo
    MSkibbz: read up on it in the turbo forum on superhonda
    MSkibbz: I've been researching for about a year
    integra94NOS: i cant just weld a turbo into the cold air intake?
    MSkibbz: nope
    MSkibbz: expect to spend 4k+
    MSkibbz: at least
    integra94NOS: jeez
    integra94NOS: can i get v-teck
    integra94NOS: would that be faster?
    MSkibbz: you can swap a gsr engine into your ride for about 4000
    MSkibbz: yeah it would be slightly faster
    integra94NOS: cool
    MSkibbz: turbo ls is waaaaaay faster than a gsr though
    integra94NOS: i got a new spoiler yesterday, and my car seemed a little faster
    integra94NOS: at high speed
    MSkibbz: you can get 300hp and 220ft/lbs with a turbo on your engine
    integra94NOS: wow
    integra94NOS: i think my car has around 250 now
    MSkibbz: are you serious?
    MSkibbz: you are gay
    integra94NOS: 250 hp
    integra94NOS: thats what i heard
    integra94NOS: from other people
    MSkibbz: read more in the forums bor
    MSkibbz: bor
    MSkibbz: bro*
    MSkibbz: I gotta go
    MSkibbz: later
    integra94NOS: ok

    :worthy: xlfusion for starting this crazy shit
     
  2. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    that sooooo sad.. i knew more about honda's when i was 10 and liked dodges...
     
  3. SolReaver

    SolReaver Senior Member

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    ummm...you do know i was fucking around, right

    hence the title "pretending to be a ricer"

    xlfusion started the shit
     
  4. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    oh, i thought you were the one who knew stuff, i'm a lil bit slow right now, lol
     
  5. sportlinecrx

    sportlinecrx Banned

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    funny :) hehe its kinda like "your on candid camera" lol
     
  6. knowledge

    knowledge Senior Member

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    Or the jamie kennedy experiment show! LOL thast some funny shit yo.
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    so whats goin on is that your going to super honda and talking to people on aim and pretending not to know shit about cars? lol funny shit.... i wish i had aim at home :(
     
  8. xlfusionxl

    xlfusionxl Senior Member

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    lol, i cant believe i started this trend of pretending not to know what your talking about concerning cars, online.
     
  9. xlfusionxl

    xlfusionxl Senior Member

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    ok a lil background info:
    Thats me (obviously) STBHacker. some kid on Honda Hookup told me to im him and fuck around with him.

    STB Hacker: Hey, are you there?
    Makman10: yes....
    STB Hacker: im a newbie on hhu
    STB Hacker: i just register
    STB Hacker: hey!
    STB Hacker: my name is jenna
    Makman10: i smell something funny, BITCH
    Makman10: dont fuck with me
    STB Hacker: wait why are you yelling at me
    Makman10: lemme guess, youre hot !
    Makman10: oh shit i got that right
    STB Hacker: no i dunno
    Makman10: you live near me too right !?
    Makman10: fuck off
    STB Hacker: nah
    STB Hacker: i just wanna ask some questions about my car
    STB Hacker: theres no one online that i can ask
    Makman10: right right right
    STB Hacker: i wanna know if i have v-teck or not
    STB Hacker: i have a 95 civic
    Makman10: i never put my aim name in my profile bitch
    STB Hacker: well your name is the same as the one on hhu
    Makman10: im not even gonna get started but ill tell you its vtec
    Makman10: not vteck
    STB Hacker: o v-tec
    STB Hacker: sorry
    STB Hacker: why are you being so rude?
    Makman10: because youre some douchebag trying to make me look like a dumbass
    STB Hacker: no im seriously asking you questions
    STB Hacker: dont be a dick
    Makman10: lmao
    STB Hacker: i wanna know if i have v-tech or not
    Makman10: if youre real then im sorry
    STB Hacker: v-tec* sorry
    Makman10: idk man i hate hondas
    STB Hacker: i thought you had a prelude
    Makman10: nope i have a ford contour svt
    Makman10: far from a lude
    STB Hacker: u have a mustang?
    Makman10: i only go on hhu because my friend is on it
    Makman10: no a CONTOUR svt
    Makman10: like i said before
    STB Hacker: i thought svt was mustang
    Makman10: kinda rare
    Makman10: svt has focus, lightning, and mustang
    Makman10: and contour
    STB Hacker: i think my dad has a lighting
    Makman10: obviously
    STB Hacker: its red
    STB Hacker: its fast
    Makman10: thats an awesome truck
    STB Hacker: 7 speed manual
    Makman10: lmao
    STB Hacker: 6*
    STB Hacker: typo
    Makman10: all lightnings are autos
    STB Hacker: he did it custom
    Makman10: so it aint a lightining
    STB Hacker: he took the 6 speed manual out of a civic
    STB Hacker: and put it in the lighting
    Makman10: ahhaha
    Makman10: no way
    Makman10: i gotta go
    STB Hacker: noo
    STB Hacker: wait
    STB Hacker: tell me
    STB Hacker: do i have v-techk or not
    Makman10: tell you waht
    Makman10: i think there is a chance
    STB Hacker: i have a black 96 civic
    STB Hacker: its black
    STB Hacker: does that mean anything?
    Makman10: but who cares you arent gonna win any races
    STB Hacker: ya i have nos
    Makman10: nope it doesnt mean anything
    Makman10: LMAO

    STB Hacker: ?
    Makman10: its called nitrous
    STB Hacker: nah nos
    STB Hacker: nitrous is something else
    Makman10: and that also has nothing to do with vtec
    STB Hacker: nos is better
    Makman10: LMAO
    Makman10: oh my god this is classic
    STB Hacker: ?
    Makman10: i still think you arent who you say you are
    Makman10: i have to go pick someone up
    Makman10: so i actually do have to go
    STB Hacker: why are you being such a jerk
    STB Hacker: listen!
    Makman10: good luck with your VETX0r
    STB Hacker: bye
    Makman10: later
    Makman10 signed off at 4:57:43 PM.
     
  10. SolReaver

    SolReaver Senior Member

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    LMAO!!!

    6 speed from a civic...hehehe
     
  11. Prowler

    Prowler Super Moderator

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    LOL, very good!
    Let's get some names of people that are like Admins or Moderators on other Honda sites and post them here.
     
  12. xlfusionxl

    xlfusionxl Senior Member

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    HondaHookup.com Admins and Mods AIM screen names:

    boske1 - admin
    SavedInStone - mod
    sunny calzone - mod
    aks986 - mod
    GTPownsUall - mod (hes gonna be a jerk)
    A007surfer - mod
    el - admin (elite)
     
  13. makman10

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    hhahah i didnt fall for your shit! good luck with someone else tho. you did a perfect job of pretending to be a retarded riceboy!
     
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    lol you joined just to post about this...

    good one but i gotta find some other people since that bitch redsoxfan (on hhu) already posted it in the off topic section about what we are doing.

    anyone not banned at superhonda? ive been banned there for a while now and now i cant get admin/mod aim sn's so i can fuck with them.
     
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    redsoxfan sent me the link, i felt i need to say OWNED to you :D
     
  16. Prowler

    Prowler Super Moderator

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    sl094honda: Hello, how do you tell if I have Vtech?
    W98integraLS: haha... read you dumbass
    sl094honda: where?
    W98integraLS: and its VTEC fucktard
    W98integraLS: ....
    W98integraLS: well go to www.hondaswap.com and check it out
    W98integraLS: what kind of car do you have first...
    sl094honda: what's a honda sswap/
    sl094honda: look at my name
    W98integraLS: just click the damn link lol
    W98integraLS: civic... what... lx/dx/si
    sl094honda: civic. its two door
    W98integraLS: ok... well that doesnt mean anything... what model
    sl094honda: automatic
    sl094honda: think it's a dx
    W98integraLS: then no vtec prolly
    sl094honda: i have a friend on team teg who told me to talk to you
    W98integraLS: <-- teg owner not a civic guy
    W98integraLS: ahh matt?
    W98integraLS: or Ian
    sl094honda: well, hondas jsut the better than acuras.
    W98integraLS: acura is honda there buddy
    sl094honda: dunno the screenname, just an email
    sl094honda: they don't look the same
    W98integraLS: just go to www.hondaswap.com
    sl094honda: i want it to be fast like in that one movie fast and the furious
    sl094honda: what should i do? nos? big muffler?
    W98integraLS: well... then dont talk to me
    W98integraLS: here
    W98integraLS: ill TELL you what to do ok...
    W98integraLS: go to autozone...
    W98integraLS: got that?
    sl094honda: yeah, i already got some cool altezzas there
    W98integraLS: get all the apc shit you can find
    W98integraLS: even if its not for your car
    sl094honda: and a type r badge. no one will know the difference right? =)
    W98integraLS: you can find a way to put it on to make it like hella FnF
    sl094honda: what are you taking about?
    sl094honda: hey, i just want to know what to do to make it fast
    W98integraLS: then you MUST get one of those light up muffler tip thingys
    W98integraLS: dont waste money on the pipes, they dont do shit anyway
    sl094honda: like streetglow. makes it look like your exhaust is on fire =)
    W98integraLS: is it an auto?
    sl094honda: yeah
    sl094honda: how do you do a lightened fly wheel on them?
    W98integraLS: somethin like that
    W98integraLS: how bout 3 type R badges
    W98integraLS: and a HUGE window sticker that will cover your entire rear window
    W98integraLS: so you cant see out the back
    sl094honda: that's stupid.
    sl094honda: it would block my blue tint
    W98integraLS: how bout a wing?
    W98integraLS: got one of those yet?
    sl094honda: yeah,i looked at them. you got one?
    W98integraLS: just like any real ricer ;-)
    sl094honda: what's wrong with ricers? aren't all imports ricers?
    W98integraLS: *racer... my bad
    W98integraLS: i guess so......
    sl094honda: a kid in town has nos and a big wing. he's really fast
    W98integraLS: but anyway
    W98integraLS: its the downforce
    sl094honda: would a short shifter help? come on, i need ideads, not sarcasm. i don't know that much .i just read super street a lot
    W98integraLS: ok... serously
    W98integraLS: cancel the subscription to superstreet
    W98integraLS: serously
    sl094honda: why, i paid for three years of it?
    W98integraLS: and go to www.hondaswap.com
    W98integraLS: and read their articles
    W98integraLS: and the posts there
    sl094honda: they don't sound like they know what they are talking about. i was browsing their messageboard while we chatted
    W98integraLS: you can cancel it and get your money back
    sl094honda: what's wrong with the magazine? they got some cool lighting and chrome wheels. and some hot chicks
    sl094honda: ?
    W98integraLS: ok well if you wanna be fast like the are in the FnF... then keep reading that shit
    sl094honda: what, are you jealous of the fast cars?
    W98integraLS: if you dont get laughed at every fucking day... cancel the subscription to that mag and start reading up on hondaswap
    sl094honda: ok
    sl094honda: hey, how light can you get chrome wheels?
    W98integraLS: hahah... please dont talk to me any more
    sl094honda: hold on.
    sl094honda: i'll send you a picture of my car and you can make some decent suggestions
    sl094honda wants to directly connect.
    W98integraLS is now directly connected.
    W98integraLS direct connection is closed.
    sl094honda: sry, it's too big. i'll fix it
    sl094honda wants to directly connect.
    sl094honda: ?
    W98integraLS is now directly connected.
    W98integraLS direct connection is closed.
    sl094honda: screw it. it says OWNED BY PROWLER
    sl094honda: LMAO
    W98integraLS: fuck you
    sl094honda: HHAHAHAHAHAAH
     
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    beautiful!!
     
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    damn someone has to much time on there hands
     
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    please keep your worthless comments off this board.
     
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