Protip: Don't fall asleep in an airport lounge with your hand down your pants.

[awptickes]

 

[eg'sforlife]

lol

 

[Kanned]

Some Al Bundy shit right there! If you want to see some fucked up shit, an airport is definitely where you want to be.

 

[|Chaz|]

Guess he wore himself out.

 

[double0Si]

Words to live by lol. I almost thought that was Colonel Sanders!

 

[the sol man]

ah dude! i'm never eating at KFC again! lol

 

[hondasaurus]

he just doesn't want anyone to steal it, like holding your wallet/bag.
wish i could find a good copy of king missile 'detachable penis' to link to

 

[FLounder]

dude when you are old you can get away with anything lol

 

[E_SolSi]

he just doesn't want anyone to steal it, like holding your wallet/bag.
wish i could find a good copy of king missile 'detachable penis' to link to

King Missile - Detachable Penis

 

[double0Si]

He's probably just afraid Oprah tried to give away his 3 piece too...

 

[fiznowler]

LOL i dont usually go into the lounge on here just read on the tech articles. I am glad I made the trip I needed a laugh.

 

[hondasaurus]

King Missile - Detachable Penis

edit: thx for finding detachable penis

 

[tomauto]

that's not gone well. poor old fart

 

[94H_Ex]

lmao. I would of put a sign somewhere that says "Caution! Masturbates during sleep" then have a arrow point at him.

 

[Airjockie]

I'd rather have my hands in the pants than lose my top...

 

[cjvictoria]

Oh damn... If I ever lose anything on top, I'm just gonna start shaving my head. Fuck that nonsense. Them damn things are ridiculous, but the pic is pretty funny!