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Protip: Don't fall asleep in an airport lounge with your hand down your pants.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by awptickes, Jul 24, 2009.

  1. awptickes

    awptickes unimpressed by you VIP

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    eg'sforlife New Member

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    lol
     
  3. Kanned

    Kanned Beast

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    Some Al Bundy shit right there! If you want to see some fucked up shit, an airport is definitely where you want to be.
     
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    |Chaz| Well-Known Member VIP

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    Guess he wore himself out.
     
  5. double0Si

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    Words to live by lol. I almost thought that was Colonel Sanders!
     
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    ah dude! i'm never eating at KFC again! lol
     
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    he just doesn't want anyone to steal it, like holding your wallet/bag.
    wish i could find a good copy of king missile 'detachable penis' to link to
     
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    FLounder power hungry VIP

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    dude when you are old you can get away with anything lol
     
  9. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    King Missile - Detachable Penis
     
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    He's probably just afraid Oprah tried to give away his 3 piece too...
     
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    LOL i dont usually go into the lounge on here just read on the tech articles. I am glad I made the trip I needed a laugh. :)
     
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    that's not gone well. poor old fart
     
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    94H_Ex Under employed

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    lmao. I would of put a sign somewhere that says "Caution! Masturbates during sleep" then have a arrow point at him.
     
  15. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I'd rather have my hands in the pants than lose my top... :D




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    Oh damn... If I ever lose anything on top, I'm just gonna start shaving my head. Fuck that nonsense. Them damn things are ridiculous, but the pic is pretty funny!
     
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