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question of the night

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by E_SolSi, Apr 29, 2004.

if you had to chose one FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

  1. become a vegan

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  2. no masterbat

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  1. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    heard this on the radio tonight
    thought it would make for an interesting post

    heres the deal
    you have 2 choices... you have to pick one... and this is for the REST OF YOUR LIFE
    you can either become a vegan... or never masterbate again


    vegan - no animal-source for food:
    no meat, fish, shellfish, fowl, milk and all milk-products (such as butter or yogurt) and by-products (such as products containing whey), honey, eggs, and animal by-products (such as gelatin or lard), etc.

    or clothing:
    no leather, wool, fur, silk, etc.


    no masterbating - pretty much self explanitory
     
  2. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Vegan for sure. I was for a brief stint, and it wasn't so bad, but not flogging the ol' bishop every now and again is straight up sacraliege.
     
  3. 94RedSiGal

    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    LOL! E I think that we all know what your choice would be. ;) I would choose being an omnivore...
     
  4. 90 accord

    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    rather not masturbate, as i have a girlfriend who will do it for me :ph34r:
     
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    Frankie P. Senior Member

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    if i were in his shoes I'd choose the same...but if I were in E's shoes, as he doesn't want kids...I'd probably just kill myself right then and there, I can't go long without eating some sort of animal with the fatty flavorful deliciousness dripping from it's cooked yummyness...


    mmmmm cheeseburger...
     
  7. dohch22a4

    dohch22a4 Senior Member

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    veganism isnt that bad. But as it is, im 300 miles from my girlfriend and if i dont drop at least a nut a day, theres a good chance ill end up cuttin someones neck.
     
  8. 94RedSiGal

    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    Shit, I can't live without my leather jackets and boots.... :ph34r:
     
  9. Smonkeyboy

    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    yeah, i have 2 things in life ill never give up

    1. beatin my meat
    2. eating red meat (steak you sick fucks :p)



    sooo.....i vote other
     
  10. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    MUST....HAVE.....CHEESEBURGERS. :)


    I've got Heather for a reason... this confirms it.
     
  11. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    you CANT vote "other"


    come on even i made a decision on this one.... and trust me it wasnt easy

    i havent voted yet .... i figured id let this go for a while before i put my $.02 in
     
  12. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    I'll give up the masturbation... same reason as above. I have to eat healthy you know....
     
  13. MikeBergy

    MikeBergy Blah blah blah....

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    Interesting choice. I'm more inclined to EAT meat than BEAT it... I don't like veganism...
     
  14. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    I think the question needs to be changed from masturbation, to ejaculation. Veganism has no alternitive, you can't say, "well that's why I eat fish", but masturbation, there are too many ways to get around not punching the clown, and still not killing people.
     
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    handlebarsfsr Senior Member

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    salad is what food eats, and as much as i like to spank it, i prefer girls anyway. id just have to get a really horny chick or id have to pay for it once in awhile. beats starvin to death i guess.
     
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    I could not be a vegan. I could rule out meat but not milk or ice cream or any of that dairy stuff... I don't like strict rules so I'd probably last two days, tops...

    As for the mastrubation...that's why I have someone... I could easily give that up :D
     
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    my girlfriend also takes care of my maintenance. ;)
     
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    Which way was the salad bar? :hmm:
     
  19. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i could NEVER be a vagan. no way.

    i got deez cheezburgerz y0!!

    ive got girls in line. :lol:
     
  20. Slammed90Lude

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    yeah i'm way too much of a meat eating redneck to ever give up meat- i'd prolly kill a few people at school, but once i got home my girl would take care of cleaning the pipes :nod:
     
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