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Quick Saturday joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by phyregod, Nov 12, 2005.

  1. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.

    Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.

    After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood. Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?"

    Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine."

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    Xaero3953 Senior Member

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  3. Estorvito

    Estorvito Soy Boricua

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    That was wackkkkk!...lol [​IMG]
     
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    swanny Senior Member

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    every man's worst nighmare. :bleck:
     
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  7. Drake

    Drake Well-Known Member VIP

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    THat was some funny shit hahaha. But really gross all at the same time
     
  8. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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  9. Estorvito

    Estorvito Soy Boricua

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    OK i lied....Its funny.....LMAO.....



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  10. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I hate it when that happens.
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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  13. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    according to tucker max, if you never fuck a girl that cant self-lubricate (which really means that girl is a guy) then you should be good...

    ...but funny ass joke.
     
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