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quite possibly the wierdest forward ev4r

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i just got this in an email.... some people have way to much fucking time on their hands....

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    Please help out this little boy!!!

    My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy.

    My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe.

    The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap Bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the Best they could do ON account of us having No money OR Insurance.

    I would like to have a body transplant, but we need more money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody Hires crying people. I said, " Don't cry, Mommy and " and She hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real bad.

    I hope you will help me. You can help me if you Forward this email to everyone you know. Forward it to People you don't know, the too. Dr. Johansen said that for every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates Will team up with AOL and send a nickel to NASA. With that funding, NASA will collect prayers from school Children all over America and have the astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hear them Better.

    Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, and he will take up a collection IN church and send all the money to the doctors. The doctors could help me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to Play baseball. Right now I can only be third base.

    Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be Closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so Sad and and I want A body. I don't want my leaves to rot before I turn 10.

    If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy says you're a mean and heartless bastard who doesn't care about a poor little boy with only a head. She Says that if you don't stew IN the raw pit of your own Guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die A long slow, Horrible death and then burn forever IN hell.

    What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take Five freakin' minutes to forward this to all your Friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about Ignoring A poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please help me.

    I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had A Kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty. I wish I could hold a kitty that wouldn't chew ON me and try to bury its turds IN the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that Very much.

    Thank You,
    Billy "Smiles" Evans
     
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    zaneithan Senior Member

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    what the fuck
     
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    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    fuck Billy...........
     
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    zaneithan Senior Member

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    fuck billy in his burlap bag filled with leaves
     
  6. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    :repostred: from like 3 years ago.

    But it's still funny. :D
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    and is this how you foreward it to us? :unsure: :unsure: :roll:
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: omg thats hillarious
     
  10. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Hey Billy, I bought you a new toy! *pulls out a pack of matches* Oh yeah, they're fun to play with! *lights one* Here... you try it. *throws the lit match and pack of matches on his burlap bag*

    Hey, Billy shoulda quit while he was ahead. Get it? A head? :lol:
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    does he mean he IS the base? :lol:
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    Awesome. :) I'm going to send this to all my friends who send me those useless forwards that I always delete without reading. :)
     
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    La_Pieuvre Senior Member

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    :lol: That is too much! :lol:

    I can just picture a kid's head attached to a burlap bag.



    BAHAHAHAHA! :lol:
     
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    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    what the HELL?? :blink:

    quite possibly the funniest and most bizarre shit i've heard in a long time

    i'm sending this to everyone i know

    :lmao:

    *that's odd that the words IN and ON are capitalized throughout the whole thing... hmm.. maybe i have too much time on my hands... work sucks :sleep:
     
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    i took it to mean Head=Blowjob=Third base :lol: , but i guess you are right too....
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    WHAT THE FUCK!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? That is the stupidest thing i have ever read....
     
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