Quote of the Day

[Battle Pope]

Originally posted by Jack Benny
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

 

[90 accord]

"I see," said the blind man, peeing into the wind, "it's all comming back to me now."

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

Originally posted by Prowler@Mar 30 2005, 12:43 AM
A drunk girls' words are a sober girls' thoughts.

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i think its the best one yet.

 

[PhyRe]

Originally posted by 90 accord@Apr 2 2005, 05:20 AM

"I see," said the blind man, peeing into the wind, "it's all comming back to me now."

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i see said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

 

[Guy]

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
--Albert Einstein

 

[Celerity]

" well Peter, you've only got a couple of hours left, if you are gonna pull a party out of your ass, you might wanna stand up."

 

[Prowler]

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Had to resurrect this thread.

 

[Battle Pope]

woo! necro party!

"You do realize that engine is FIVE TIMES the size of the one in your Honda."

 

[Sabz5150]

<+[aa]H> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet
<+sm4k[X-D]> www.tubgirl.com
<+[aa]H> fuck.
<+[aa]H> wouldnt WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT WOULDNT

 

[Prowler]

Hi. This is Nate: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money

 

[DarkHand]

"You know I forgot how much I like Billy Joel's music even though he's a fag"
-My Dad, just now

 

[swanny]

hahah thats great

 

[StealthMode]

[quote/] You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all singing, all dancing crap of the world. [/quote]