Discussion in 'Auto Multi-Media' started by Andrew, May 4, 2007.
Aight, we all know how they work:
Lets keep it car-related!
First off, we'll start with this:
Got JB Weld?
"That'll buff right out"
"So that was a left turn..... go figure."
"I knew i should have installed that camber/caster/toe kit"
"My hands free parallel parking stopped working"
Subaru coming thru.......
(looks like that Subie plowed right thru all those cars)
"Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
"hey chuck, back there on the corner, you were suppose to go right, not left"
"well, at least it's not an ENZO"
"i wonder how much it will cost to replace all those fluids"
*police questioning old man*
"ok so why did you make that left turn?"
"i was hungry"
"yes i thought there was some drive through rice around here.....but it was just a subaru"
"I live my life a 1/4 mile at a time"
"well, at least you took the kid and car seat out first"
"damn, i spilled my latte"
"the wife is gonna be pissed when she sees what i did to her car"
Sorry officer my beer bottle got lodged under under the break pedal.
"at least the vinyls ok... i can reuse that right? crap."
so do i still get my permit??
Some funny quotes there fellas!
Now for "v2"
i guess hang drying the car wasnt such a good idea
What? You mean that doesnt work on cars as well as it works on my shirts?
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