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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Celerity, Feb 2, 2006.

  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Punxatawny Phil (the groundhog) pops out of a hole located in the town of "Gobbler's Knob"

    What an unfortunate name for a town. It may be a good name for a strip club of gay bar. But a town ?
     
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    hosmer I made the millionth post VIP

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    fuck that groundhog
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    6 more weeks of winter FTW!

    im going to go rent ground hog day :p
     
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    I love that... "6 more weeks of winter or..... Spring is ... Right around the corner !"

    What the hell is that supposed to mean ? What kind of drugs are loaded into the Gobbler's Knob water supply ?
     
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    This ground hog can eat shit and die. Although, people in that town have 2 days off of school because of this nonsense, it's like mardi gras up in that bitch.
     
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    Are you smashed again?
     
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    I'm hijacking this thread. This topic sucks, and I'm going to make it cool.

    Standby.
     
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    this randomly selected thought sucks.
     
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    You're hijacking your own thread?

    That's hardcore.

    Are you an arab?
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone hear the T-Mobile sounds playing throughout the State of the Union address ? That sound is now faintly audible in every crevice of the planet. Someone where in a janitor's closet at an abandoned Pennsylvania steel mill is the "booboobooBOO" tone of T-Mobile. It's like Cher's "Do you Believe" was back in 1997. In a remote cave in Yellowstone national park, is a cell phone getting a voicemail notification. Deep in the sublevel of a sewer in lower manhattan underneath 2nd street is a cell phone ringing that tone. I'm waiting for a space station shot where the astronaut says "Hang on a sec.. phone call. Lemme take this"
     
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    this is all a bunch of shit, the ground hog should technicall always see it's shadow. because March 20 the first day of spring is exactly 6 weeks from Feb 2nd. now matter any way you cut it, spring is still 6 weeks away.
     
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    Kinda like the Nextel Push-To-Talk tone?
     
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    I bet Tucks would cure a canker sore. I'm not sucking on one. I wonder who will ?

    Perhaps there is a team of crack scientists trying to make a bunny rabit with herpes suck on a hemorroid wipe.

    Perhaps there should be.

    That is some annoying shit right there. That and people that wear bluetooth headsets around all day like a fucked up fashion statement.
     
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    *nextel tone*

    "I'm going to go insane if I hear that tone again."

    "What? I can't hear you, I'm wearing my new Bluetooth headset - it's really neat, I don't even have to take my phone out of my pocket anymore!"

    *bloodrage*
     
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    so is this the offical "celerity rant about random subject" thread?
     
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    Must be. I'm bored, so I've commissioned a ride on the 'Bullet Train to Hell'.
     
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