Random Celerity Thought Generator

[hosmer]

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yeah.....that about sums it up for me

 

[Celerity]

Holy fuck...


http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=n...ity&sa=N&tab=wi

Lower right hand corner. That is me.

Holder of 22 patents. Shit I'm a loser. I have 2 and sold 1. Dropped all of everything from there. Now I help non-profit companies surf the internet.

 

[hosmer]

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jk...but man I wish I could've screencaptured the Shih Tzu page...its AWESOME

http://celerityshihtzu.com/

 

[Celerity]

My life doesn't involve enough strippers



I'm going to go update the Member's picture thread. Bback.

 

[PhyRe]

"your a wierd guy ace. weird guy"

 

[Celerity]

I know I eat too much chicken. But I want more. I love Chicken.

 

[Celerity]

I just learned that Evanescence is a real word. It means "to disappear slowly". It's context is pretty much insanely confusing - like Celerity.

 

[Celerity]

I'm addicted to Pandora radio.

 

[Celerity]

if I combine the cost of my work keyboard and mouse, my home keyboard and mouse, and the pack of cigarettes in my pocket - I have spent more on these 3 things than I did on the Pathfinder.

 

[Celerity]

I hate Reggae. It's so damned smug.

 

[Celerity]

Ahh.. isn't that relaxing ? Relax and clear your mind. Open your eyes, and keep them open













Installation complete. Maintain composure in front of coworkers.

 

[posol]

dude, you're fucking weird.

/grandma's boy

 

[BigJ]

Grandma's boy is the shit.

 

[ThatGuy4life]

I bet Tucks would cure a canker sore. I'm not sucking on one. I wonder who will ?

Perhaps there is a team of crack scientists trying to make a bunny rabit with herpes suck on a hemorroid wipe.

Perhaps there should be.

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Kinda like the Nextel Push-To-Talk tone?
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That is some annoying shit right there. That and people that wear bluetooth headsets around all day like a fucked up fashion statement.

Dam u wasn't kidding when u said random shit huh. let's see if I can guide this to another discussion , we don't think o0f it as a fashion statement some of us are almost always on the phone and it's more convenient to just leave it in your ear than having to always take it out and put in in. Some of them are actually comfortable that you forget you're wearing them.

I hate Reggae. It's so damned smug.

You probably don't understant what they're saying

dude, you're fucking weird.
agreed
/grandma's boy

 

[Celerity]

You, my boy, are my nemesis.

Since watching Dr Who I always laugh at people that wear headsets. (Cybermen)

You wait - in 40 years the world will be full of people who are deaf in one ear.

 

[ThatGuy4life]

You, my boy, are my nemesis.

Since watching Dr Who I always laugh at people that wear headsets. (Cybermen)

You wait - in 40 years the world will be full of people who are deaf in one ear.

Yes I am,

Actually the said headsets are supposed to be protecting me. Their was a study done and according to the findings my phone the treo was on the top 10 list of phones giving off radiation.

 

[E_SolSi]

meh... a little radiation never hurt anyone

 

[posol]

just wear a Geiger counter around your neck as bling.

 

[Celerity]

I'm working on making a nuclear powered MP3 player.

No shit.

 

[DarkHand]

I'm addicted to Pandora radio.

You can download Pandora tracks and save them... There's a Java applet that basically runs man-in-the-middle between Pandora and your browser that captures and saves the MP3. I forget the name of it, a Google should find it.

What I want though is a mobile internet connection and a touchscreen running Pandora in the car.