Random Celerity Thought Generator

[Celerity]

Video Nitro Freight train - Nitro, Freight, train, clip, musique - Dailymotion Partagez Vos Videos

Check out the part where he plays a 4 necked guitar. These guys are the coolest !

 

[Celerity]

I just talked to this girl ? Who raises her voice at the end of every sentence ? Like it's a question ? And the worse part ?

Is she like.. Croaked. Her voice was so monotone and drull that she just croaked out obligatory questions ? And she also would say things like "oops" and "uh no" when she clicked on things ? And then wouldn't tell me what was wrong ?

God I HATE women with croaky voices.

 

[Celerity]

Paris Hilton's job: How she makes money.

Did you know that bars and clubs book her over a year in advance and pay her upwards of $40,000 a night to sit at their bar and drink ?

That's HER JOB.

 

[get_nick]

Paris Hilton's job: How she makes money.

Did you know that bars and clubs book her over a year in advance and pay her upwards of $40,000 a night to sit at their bar and drink ?

That's HER JOB.

she gets paid way more than that. i think they pay upwards of $500,000 in vegas.

 

[MoSeS]

i can't believe i just went through and read all of that... i am so confused and lost

 

[Celerity]

Here's a piece of perspective:

In another thread Reikoshea mentioned a comparison between a $1000 CRX HF and a $20,000 Lotus Esprit.

I mentioned that the Lotus was 20 times the cost of that CRX HF.


This thread also shares that ratio - This thread is 1/20th of Reikoshea's age.

 

[Celerity]

The internet died the day they took www.papalporn.com down.

 

[Black Widow g2]

interest isn't interesting.

 

[TurboMirage]

what the hell is papal porn?

 

[Black Widow g2]

pope... papal...

 

[TurboMirage]

<~~~ not religious in the least, but that is what i was thinking. just wasnt sure.

 

[Celerity]

Celerity just bought a bike.

 

[Black Widow g2]

I just bought a Celerity. Life size.

 

[Celerity]

oo really ? Is it scented ? If not I have a few packets of Eau'D'Cel.

 

[Black Widow g2]

Only in certain places... It even drinks and wets!

 

[Celerity]

Not a genuine then. Celerity doesn't drink nor pee. He converts ideas into an odorless cloud of smoke.

Unless by "pee" you mean what the Celerity does when you put it near a Kia.

 

[Black Widow g2]

i never said pee. i said 'wets' if ya knowwhaddimeen.

 

[phyregod]

Does it have pedals or a vroom handle?

The bike. Not the celerity.

 

[Celerity]

Vroom Vroom I believe is the technical term.

And definately return that Celerity.It's totally defective. There hasn't been evidence of an actual bodily function in Celerity in about 4 years.

 

[Black Widow g2]

Then it's been in the wrong hands. I think I fixed it.