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Random Jokes

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  1. dveit

    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    Q. What do women and ketchup bottles have in common?
    A. They both work better after you hit them a few times.

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    3 Pregnant chicks, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, are sitting on a park bench and, as pregnant chicks do, they're talking about their future children. As they get to talking about the sex of a their kids, the readhead says "we're going to have a girl because I was on top when we conceived."
    Then the brunette says "Well, we're going to have a boy because I was on the bottem when we conceived"

    Suddenly the blonde just starts crying and crying. The other 2 can't console her, so they ask her "what's wrong?"

    The blonde replies " *sniff* *sniff* we're gonna have puppies!!!"

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    Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
    A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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  3. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    I've heard that one before. Still funny, but I like the middle joke the best. :lol:
     
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    handlebarsfsr Senior Member

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    3 moms were talking about what they find in their 16 year old daughters drawer's. the brunette mom found a bottle of whiskey- "i cant belive my daughters drinking"
    the redhead mother found a joint and said "well thats nothing, i cant belive my daughter smokes pot"
    the blonde mother found a condom and said "thats nothing, i cant belive my daughter has a penis"
     
  5. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo:
     
  6. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :lmao:
     
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