::warning for language:: so after work today, a girl i work with asked me to go to a local car dealership (Glenbrook Hyundai here in Fort Wayne, Indiana) to test drive a car she was looking at (2001 Chevy Impala for those that care). so anyways, we are leaving the parking lot and as im looking back in the parking lot towards my car, there is some fat fuck (no disrespect to our heavy set forum members) of a salesman sitting his huge ass on the hood of my car (2004 Mazda3 S). im damn near ready to jump out the car but we were moving. i asked the salesman that was in the car who it was and he told me (cant remember his name). so we are driving around on the test drive and im sitting in the backseat all pissed off at that fat fucking piece of shit salesman. finally we get back to the dealership. i told the girl to watch out because i was about to get really shitty with that fat fucker. i go inside, describe the fat dood to another salesman and hew pages him and i walk outside towards my car inspecting it for dents and scratches. after a few minutes i walk back inside, see that fat sonofabitch and motioned him over to me because i wanted to chat with him for a minute. here is how the convo went down: me: excuse me, but do you own that red Mazda parked over there fat fuck salesman: no i do not, why? me: well i do and i dont appreciate you sitting on the hood of my car ffs: i wasnt sitting on it me: yes you were because i was leaving the parking lot with my friend on a test drive, i see you sitting on the hood of my car. i dont appreciate that at all. ffs: im sorry me: im a repeat customer and im here with a friend of mine helping her find a car to buy and told her about this dealership is a good place to go to get a car and here you are sitting on a customers car. thats disrespectful and you just dont do that. ffs: i said im sorry me: well dont do that again because its disrespectful and i dont appreciate it ::walks off:: i havent been that pissed off in a long time. but i just got that car and just washed it on sunday. i dont appreciate that especially people i dont know, to lean on my car especially a car salesman at a car dealership. hes lucky he didnt dent or scratch my car or else i woulda been HIGHLY pissed and looking to sue the salesman and the car dealership for damaging it. hes just damn lucky he didnt. thats it. no cliffs. just read it.