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reason #232231231 to use a rubber

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
    their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

    She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
    front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
    wall.

    She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
    coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers, as she steps into the room,
    "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago
    when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

    The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and
    sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.

    The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
    when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
    him.

    The husband continued.

    "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said,
    'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20
    years?"

    "I remember that too," she replied softly.

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......"I would have gotten
    out......... today".


    lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    kinda cheesy
     
  3. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    LMAO.....

    i cracked a smile
     
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    ripperbone angry bear

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  5. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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    my rubber broke this morning :(


    atleast she's on the pill and i've been with her for two years now.
     
  6. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    i hate condoms.

    but seriously someone I've been with for two years....I'm going raw
     
  7. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    i hate condoms too, but you got to do what you got to do. plus i guess you could say im an in between size so their always uncomfortable no matter what size.
     
  8. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    too much info...


    and yes we all hate condoms, but its worth the "uncomfortableness" or you'll have one of these too

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Taco15

    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    ive cum iside m girl countless time. The pill great. I dont do it everytime,just when......you guys know. Anyways that joke was a classic. I heard it yrs back :lol:
     
  10. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you but I don't think that kid is yours. Any idea who the father is?
     
  11. Slammed90Lude

    Slammed90Lude Senior Member

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    thanks for that tid bit taco
     
  12. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    lol...i know it's not mine...notice the difference in skin color

    that's my friends kid...i don't have any recent pics of mine or a scanner

    I used the scanner at work...this is was last year when she was 4

    [​IMG]
     
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