rectum, damn near killed 'em!

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He knew better, if he got sent to the clank with an awl up his ass, he would have been sent to PC when he got to the jail and probably charged with a possessing contraband on top of the charges he had.

There's a reason why they make people lift their sack, squat and cough.
 
how the hell are you gonna stab someone with a awl covered in electrical tape?
concealed weapon charge is a bit much

B should send him a dildo or 2
 
"Wow, this nature path is really great. I mean, just spectacular. I think I'll strip down, shove something in my ass and rip a beat RIGHT HERE."

What he hell is wrong with people?
 
its hard to recreate the romantic enviroment of prison love
 
brings new meaning to "I'm going to stab the shit out of you!!!"
 
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