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WiggerMan

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This is some song thing a co-worker sent me read a little but thought I would post it anyhow:

Rice Rice Baby





Yo Uncle Ben.....Let's Kick it



Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby



Red light stop, Rev the fart tip and listen

Rice is here, V8's Know they're missin

vTEC grabs a hold of me tightly

cruisin' down Broadway daily and nightly

Will I ever lose?

Yo - I don't know

Light turns green, and I go

To the extreme I pop the clutch like a grandma

Light up the tires, and wax a chump in a Honda



NOS...

Then the motor goes boom

Blew off the head, and now I'm doomed

Deadly

Dad'll kill me, I'm gonna die

That's OK, he'll buy me an SI

Love it or leave it, you can't gain way

With my Type-R sticker I'll lose you any day

If there was a problem dad will solve it

Check out my wheels while my front drive revolves it



Chorus (4x)



Now that the air ride is jumpin'

My bumper hits the ground and the speakers are thumpin'

Close off the streets and do some racin'

With just cold air intake, you just can't face 'em

I'm in the first race, its just a straight strip

I got no cash, Put up my pink slip

I lost my ride to a souped up tempo

My civic's gone, now I'm walkin' solo

Time...to get a 2 point O

Maybe this time, I won't be so slow

Hoochies on standby

Waiting for a cool guy

Did you stop?

No...I did a fly by

Kept on - pursuing to the next stop

That's Right - the taco bell parking lot

The lot had cops

Yo - so we continued to 215 central Avenue

Chicks think they're hot with barely any clothes on

Pop up the hoods and you see a lot of neon

Punch it - and hear a blow off valve

Boost has a gauge, says its up to twelve

Revin' - for the ladies on the wall

Car sounds ill, cause its got no balls

Cut springs, make it ride so low

Neon lights make the underbody glow

Now...Hotties show up in bikinis

All over me, cause of my stock steelies

Hub caps, shine as I drive down the street

My car runs off the San Francisco Treat

Domestics on the scene

You know what I mean?

We blow by 'em as our engines make a loud scream

If there was a problem dad will solve it

Check out my rims while my front drive revolves it



Chorus (4x)



Take Heed, cause I'm a Honda poet

Akimoto's on the scene just in case you didn't know it

My exhaust tip created all the bass sound

Rumbles enough to put holes in the ground

4 foot spoilers, it's a helluva concept, my ride is

hype, and you wanna step WITH THIS

In my rearview you'll fade

Sharp as a ginsu knife, sounds like a Kitchen Aid

So fast all the V8's say damn

If rice were a drug, I'd sell it by the gram

Keep my cool when the front tires break loose

Powered by the kick of a 30 shot horse juice

If there was a problem, dad will solve it

Check out my rims while my front drive revolves it



Rice Rice Baby, Rice Rice Baby





Yo....we outta here

E-Brake burnouts to your motha


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:lol:
i had to download ice ice baby, just so i could get the beat in my head.
...somebody needs to record that over the beat.
 
I'm soooooooo stealing that and saying I wrote it.
:D :D :D

That's funny as shit!!!
 
someone has way too much time on their hand's..
 
this topic sucks
this song is 24 years old
my mom was still a hippie when this song was cool
my dad was sporting a mullet when this song was cool
 
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